[Voice] un: tornado

[tsunderetornado]

I've got a part time tutoring position now. If you want to work on your mental defenses, contact me and we'll work out a time between our class schedules and training.

[She's ready to just leave it at that, but then she remembers that she's supposed to mention a disclaimer in case 'mental defenses' isn't enough to warn people about the possibilities.]

I might read your mind while we're practicing if you're not very good at it, but don't worry. I'm not going to share your weird crushes or whatever with anyone. I really don't care about your personal business.

[Her social skills are superb, aren't they?]

Comments

[tsunderetornado]

[She already pities the roommate in question.]

Maybe he won't try that if you put pillows and blankets in it instead of garbage.

[tiredcharmer]

holy fuckin shit

you're a genius

[tsunderetornado]

Wash it thoroughly, too. As long as it's clean and doesn't smell, it probably won't matter to your roommate so much.