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[everybodypanic]

so what are you supposed to do if the showers here ever get clogged

not saying it's already happened

but it could

[She has. So much hair.]

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UN: hisburlyness

[talkstoposters]

Just move onto the next one. That's what I do.

[everybodypanic]

what, just shower someone else?

[talkstoposters]

Obviously. You can't use the shower if it's clogged. Ditching it and finding another makes it someone else's problem.

[everybodypanic]

you know

that's not a bad idea

[talkstoposters]

"Not bad"? Try "best idea since my last one"! Back home they call me the king of great ideas!

[everybodypanic]

for reals?

[talkstoposters]

For reals! Ask anybody!

[...]

Except Mario! That chump will lie through his teeth!

[everybodypanic]

what'd he do to you

[talkstoposters]

EVERYTHING!

Broke my castles, crushed my minions, chunked me into bombs, ruined my chances with Peach, and on top of that, he always has a blue shell on the last lap whenever we race! You ever get a blue shell to the face? IT'S NOT FUN.

[everybodypanic]

uh idk what kinda racing you do but

what the hell

[talkstoposters]

Obviously you never raced against Mario or his brother.

[everybodypanic]

he's got a brother too?

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. His name's WeeGee or something. Honestly it's been a while. Pretty sure the Mushroom Kingdom dedicated a year to him, but I spent that time on vacation.