[text]

[everybodypanic]

so what are you supposed to do if the showers here ever get clogged

not saying it's already happened

but it could

[She has. So much hair.]

Comments

UN: Mario#1

[p1]

On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is 'eh no biggy' and 10 is 'mama mia, get the dynamite', how clogged are we talking?

[ Please don't block up his shortcuts. ]

UN: hisburlyness

[talkstoposters]

Just move onto the next one. That's what I do.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

jesus fucking christ how fucking disgusting are you

[everybodypanic]

what the hell is your deal

its just a question

[everybodypanic]

what, just shower someone else?

[everybodypanic]

uh

it could be lots

[deuteranope]

HOW are you already clogging up your fucking shower?? way I figure you gotta be doin tons of gross shit in there, possibly including actual shitting

UN: techdoc

[tadeadshi]

did you seriously clog it

[JINX...]

[everybodypanic]

what the fuck

it's just hair

MY hair

have you seen how much of it I have

[deuteranope]

I don't go around randomly clicking on profiles no

[Do people do that? Is that a scoping for hotties thing?? Anyway...]

why you shedding so much

[everybodypanic]

not yet

but you never know, right?

[everybodypanic]

it's long?

idk how hair works

[p1]

And is this a hypothetical situation or a ‘hypothetical situation’?

[everybodypanic]

i seriously haven't clogged anything yet

[deuteranope]

[Now that he actually has clicked through to her profile and seen a picture... Damn, that is a lot of hair.]

well see sometimes when it gets real fucking long people cut it and it stops being so long

[talkstoposters]

Obviously. You can't use the shower if it's clogged. Ditching it and finding another makes it someone else's problem.

[everybodypanic]

yeah that's never gonna happen

[deuteranope]

define never

[everybodypanic]

my hair's not going away

like

ever

[deuteranope]

now let's suppose someone idk who ever would...just fuckin snuck up behind you with some scissors

[everybodypanic]

i'd shoot them

a lot

probably kill them too

not sure in what order

[deuteranope]

well that isn't at all extreme

[everybodypanic]

it's my freaking hair????

[deuteranope]

which takes priority over human life apparently no that's totally reasonable

[everybodypanic]

took you a while but you finally get it

[everybodypanic]

you know

that's not a bad idea

[talkstoposters]

"Not bad"? Try "best idea since my last one"! Back home they call me the king of great ideas!

[everybodypanic]

for reals?

[talkstoposters]

For reals! Ask anybody!

[...]

Except Mario! That chump will lie through his teeth!

[everybodypanic]

what'd he do to you

[talkstoposters]

EVERYTHING!

Broke my castles, crushed my minions, chunked me into bombs, ruined my chances with Peach, and on top of that, he always has a blue shell on the last lap whenever we race! You ever get a blue shell to the face? IT'S NOT FUN.

[everybodypanic]

uh idk what kinda racing you do but

what the hell

[talkstoposters]

Obviously you never raced against Mario or his brother.

[everybodypanic]

he's got a brother too?

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. His name's WeeGee or something. Honestly it's been a while. Pretty sure the Mushroom Kingdom dedicated a year to him, but I spent that time on vacation.