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[everybodypanic]

so what are you supposed to do if the showers here ever get clogged

not saying it's already happened

but it could

[She has. So much hair.]

Comments

[everybodypanic]

what the hell is your deal

its just a question

[deuteranope]

HOW are you already clogging up your fucking shower?? way I figure you gotta be doin tons of gross shit in there, possibly including actual shitting

[everybodypanic]

what the fuck

it's just hair

MY hair

have you seen how much of it I have

[deuteranope]

I don't go around randomly clicking on profiles no

[Do people do that? Is that a scoping for hotties thing?? Anyway...]

why you shedding so much

[everybodypanic]

it's long?

idk how hair works

[deuteranope]

[Now that he actually has clicked through to her profile and seen a picture... Damn, that is a lot of hair.]

well see sometimes when it gets real fucking long people cut it and it stops being so long

[everybodypanic]

yeah that's never gonna happen

[deuteranope]

define never

[everybodypanic]

my hair's not going away

like

ever

[deuteranope]

now let's suppose someone idk who ever would...just fuckin snuck up behind you with some scissors

[everybodypanic]

i'd shoot them

a lot

probably kill them too

not sure in what order

[deuteranope]

well that isn't at all extreme

[everybodypanic]

it's my freaking hair????

[deuteranope]

which takes priority over human life apparently no that's totally reasonable

[everybodypanic]

took you a while but you finally get it