un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

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[yokeye]

did they go missing on sunday?
maybe it was a leprechaun!
they're cobblers!

[deuteranope]

socks ain't fucking shoes

and no they've been going missing different days I just didn't think much of it at first

[yokeye]

but they go with shoes!
you got a roommate, right?
maybe he stole them!

[deuteranope]

okay well they still wouldn't want mine unless they're next level dumbasses

he's not that fucking stupid

[...but yeah, he did dig through some of Akechi's stuff to make sure.]

[yokeye]

either way, you need more socks!
i just ordered some for you!

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[deuteranope]

[He's about to be mad and spitting curses as some sort of defense mechanism, but then]

what the fuck I love them

[yokeye]

i thought you would!
✿♥‿♥✿

[He's mostly sworn off emojis, but sometimes they express things accurately.]

[deuteranope]

[WHY...now he has to groan and bury his face in his cat. Heart eyes make Toki's offhand comment (confession??) much harder to forget about.]

anyway so I don't owe you an asskicking we're calling it an early birthday present and putting a fucking stop right there

[yokeye]

okay! enjoy your socks!