un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

Comments

[yokeye]

did they go missing on sunday?
maybe it was a leprechaun!
they're cobblers!

[deuteranope]

socks ain't fucking shoes

and no they've been going missing different days I just didn't think much of it at first

[yokeye]

but they go with shoes!
you got a roommate, right?
maybe he stole them!

un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

Well, people do talk about things like gremlins that steal your left socks but I don't think that's real.

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

No theyre super real we had an infestation of them last summer

[transfusionem]

Oh, really? I would've thought they were definitely fake.

Guess that means it might be gremlins, then.

[deuteranope]

I hate you for confirming this.

[deuteranope]

how the fuck am I supposed to tell if my missing socks were left ones?

do I need to research gremlin repellent fucking hell

[transfusionem]

Do the ones you have feel more right?



And it seems like you might need to.

un: chiefhaddock

[wherenoonegoes]

It's trolls that steal left socks. not gremlins.

[deuteranope]

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING CAN'T THESE FUCKING BASTARDS LEAVE SOCKS FUCKING ALONE STOP NAMING MORE FUCKING POSSIBILITIES FUCKING HELL

[s-sorry, Hiccup, he's...getting tired of imagining all these fakeass creatures breaking into his room.]

UN: Epicyon

[heromedal]

There are several types of sock stealing creature.

Some believe they are accepting them as payment for work, others merely enjoy chaos.

Some are delicious.

[deuteranope]

I'M NOT EATING THE FUCKING GREMLIN SMOOTHIE

UN: hitoshura

[gaiarage]

it wasnt me

[yknow... in case anyone was wondering]

[deuteranope]

I didn't think it was you before but now I think it's fucking you

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

Do you have just one random sock?

[deuteranope]

one random sock that isn't mine yeah

you missing it?

UN: hisburlyness

[talkstoposters]

Gross. What kind of freak would go around stealing socks?

[deuteranope]

damn I hadn't even considered a foot fetishist angle until now... I hate people

[inkedspell]

None for me that I've noticed. Maybe someone left their pet loose to steal socks.

But worst case scenario is every day is mix-matched sock day.

[deuteranope]

not too concerned about running out of socks they're all shit anyway I just don't want shit getting in my fucking room

[unpocoloco]

See, this is why I don't wear socks. [That's not the reason why but okay.] They always get lost and mixed up. Apparently stolen by who knows what kinds of little creatures are listed in this whole thing. You might as well just go without and let the things take them.

[deuteranope]

[Maverick starts on many responses and has to delete them because they go into how Héctor is an undead monster, which is a secret, and for a moment he thinks he's been defeated. How depressing.

But he's not one to give up.]

really saw you as the socks and sandals type

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

No socks missing here. And I doubt that it's some kind of gremlin. They usually check the dorms during breaks.

[Which doesn't rule out something like that existing, but you know...]

How many have gone missing?

[deuteranope]

I want as many people as possible to stay the fuck outta my room you're acceptable but I don't give a fuck if the headmistress needs to pop in bitch needs written fucking permission from me

I don't fucking know more than five but I don't keep track of my fucking socks