un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

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[deuteranope]

submit my findings on the liquid properties of gremlins and become a beloved fucking member of the scientific community of magical bullshit

[transfusionem]

And here I thought you were just gonna drink it.

cw emeto mention

[deuteranope]

I think I fucking just threw up in my mouth

[transfusionem]

You're the one liquefying poor gremlins! You can't blame that on me!

[deuteranope]

liquefying gremlins is one of the careers this place fucking pushes you know that right

[transfusionem]

That wasn't a part of the brochure.

[deuteranope]

bright hope of a happy future here at daybreak, learn to kill shit kids you're off to war

[transfusionem]

Yeah, none of that mentions liquefying gremlins! That's not much of a selling point.

Though I guess liquefying is killing something...

[deuteranope]

not gonna fucking lie will it blend: monster edition is too fucked up even for an asshole like me I'm just mad they're getting in

[transfusionem]

That's a relief.

Maybe there's something you can use as a repellent? Kind of like how you can use mint to keep bugs away. There's gotta be something for gremlins, too.

[deuteranope]

gotta be cat-friendly. I guess ricktoria's other dad fucking left us so I'm a single father now

[transfusionem]

Oh no! I hope Ricktoria is okay. But I'm sure you can find something that works!

[deuteranope]

she's usually with me the back end of the month so I don't think it's really sunk in for her

[transfusionem]

Poor thing. Make sure to give her lots of love!!

[deuteranope]

what kinda shit dad do you think I am here

[transfusionem]

Some fathers, even good ones, struggle with emotional intimacy.

[deuteranope]

[the fact that a hot wave of embarrassment and fear washes over him when he reads "emotional intimacy".............y-yeah.]

meh I never really had one so I wouldn't know

well that's a lie I did but I don't know shit about him or nothing

[transfusionem]

[This isn't a call out post, Mav. Calm down.]

Most people do have dads of some sort, I guess.

And I guess that means you're already a better father than he was? Cat father.

[deuteranope]

nah

I'm a good fucking cat dad though don't get me wrong I'm absolutely the fav

[transfusionem]

That doesn't surprise me.

[deuteranope]

[...that sort of makes him feel good. yeah!!!! of course it wouldn't be a surprise he's the favorite.]

but hey if you're worried about her not getting enough fucking love even though I'm the best cat dad ever you could always come visit her for your own damn self you know?

[transfusionem]

[That's cute, Mav.]

I'll definitely have to, now. Is there any sort of treat or toy she likes best?

[deuteranope]

I guess she likes laser pointers? I don't actually have one

[transfusionem]

I'll bring one with me!

[She will make a mental note to stop by Soleil sometime soon.]