un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

Comments

[deuteranope]

y e s

[heromedal]

Well.

I'm not going to.

[deuteranope]

my feelings are hurt :(

[heromedal]

I have no strong feelings on that matter.

[ Rex has never watched Futurama, he's just like this. ]

[deuteranope]

:(((((

[heromedal]

I cannot respond with emoticons. They require emotions.

[deuteranope]

false they require fingers of which you have at least ten, eight if you're a fucking stickler asshole about thumbs in which case stickler those thumbs right on up there

[heromedal]

From an etymological standpoint it's likely the original definition of finger included the thumb because the term from which finger is derived in most Eurasian languages is closely related to the word for five, so the next time someone is a stickler in that regard you can inform them they are simply misinformed, or more likely in your case 'a fucking idiot.'

[deuteranope]

I appreciate you a lot in this moment even if you're still a jackass ♥

[heromedal]

[ Maverick you're fucking weird don't do this to him. He's really glad this sentiment was relayed from a distance and that Mav doesn't get to see him get moderately upset at being appreciated and heart signed at. ]

Okay.

[ He couldn't think of anythign fucking better okay. ]

[deuteranope]

[Classic Rex! That makes Maverick laugh a little to himself.]

OH HEY when we fighting, you better yet loser?

[heromedal]

I am not suffering from anything that would prevent me from decisively defeating you, but then again, I never actually was.

[deuteranope]

guess the thing about being a big guy is no one calls you the fuck out on your big talk huh

that ends now

[heromedal]

The opposite. Everyone who thinks they’re tough picks a fight with me.

[deuteranope]

you sure it's cause they think they're tough and not because you have a very punchable face just out of a normal person's reach? I have experience in that so it's something to consider

[heromedal]

The belief in their own toughness has no relation to their motive- they’ll find an excuse. The example you’ve given isn’t uncommon.

[deuteranope]

haha yeah I've heard it a lot

anyway I just fucking think it'll be fun mostly

[heromedal]

Don't you think that's somewhat abnormal?

[deuteranope]

that's part of what makes it fun!

come on man you can't fucking think this won't be a better time than some pigheaded dickweed out to fucking prove something

[heromedal]

Don't misunderstand- I'm willing to try.

But in my experience fighting is not especially fun.

[ Unless it's a little too fun and he becomes someone he doesn't recognise, a laughing madman who doesn't care of the outcome as long as the fight is to the death. ]

[deuteranope]

you ain't scrappin right then grim creeper

gotta blow off steam now and then so you unconstipate those fucking blocked up emotions of yours and I guess I'm the fucking jackass that has to show you how

[heromedal]

I wouldn't describe any of my prior altercations as 'scraps' so you are correct by default.

[deuteranope]

okay but did fucking get the memo that this was for fun fighting and not a goddamn school mission right like how fucking dumb do you have to be

[heromedal]

I think that's a idiom for this, please give me a moment.

[ He stops replying for like five minutes until he comes back with- ]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/busman%27s_holiday

I think this is what I was thinking of.

[deuteranope]

I'm thinking more like reading what you want on your own fucking time vs being forced to read because some asshole said so