un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

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[deuteranope]

[details...but there is a reason he didn't go for "dude you look homeless" outright.]

yeah I'm in the former category fucking obviously

[unpocoloco]

By who's vote? Certainly not mine.

If you say your Mamá's you automatically lose, for the record.

[deuteranope]

I'll have you know Mama is galmourous and perfect

[...and wishes he would buy some new clothes that weren't black and printed with blood patterns, but whatever.]

[unpocoloco]

That's cute. But it doesn't matter how stylish she is. You can't use her vote. Mamás are inherently biased.

[deuteranope]

it's not cute it's fact

and that isn't necessarily true sometimes moms are shitty you're just more familiar with shitty dads

but yeah Mama is best mom

[unpocoloco]

Fact doesn't make it less cute. Or sweet.

That may be so. But the way I see it a bad mother isn't it a Mamá.

[He'll have to disagree on that last point, but in this case he'll do so quietly. Coco's Mamá is the best.]

[deuteranope]

[Tía's pretty cool, but Ramona will always be the best forever.]

all depends on fucking labels and how you define em

anyway I guess we're admitting I'm cute super cute I pull off this look because otherwise I wouldn't be as fucking cute as I am which is apparently so fucking cute

[unpocoloco]

You ever see a little kid put on clothes that don't fit, wandering around, making a mess? That's cute. That's not pulling off a look.

[deuteranope]

I'm just so distracted by the fucking implication that I'd be around kids enough to see that

[unpocoloco]

Hey, I don't know your life. I could see you as the kind of person who likes to babysit. Maybe not the one parents would choose to be a babysitter but that's just because most parents try to keep those f-bombs out of a kid's mouth for at least a few years.

[deuteranope]

I am not babysitter material

haha yeah I was six because Mama didn't give a fuck

[unpocoloco]

If you say so.

Why doesn't that at all slightly surprise me?

[deuteranope]

because dumbass I already told you she's the best!

[unpocoloco]

Alright, alright, you go on ahead and think that but some of us want our kids to grow up without job-risking habits.

[deuteranope]

I'll have you know I have three parttime jobs and one is nepotism, one is a pity bribe or some shit, and the last one is real as can fucking be I earned that shit

[unpocoloco]

¿No Manches? Hmmm, I don't know, sounds like a lie to me.

[deuteranope]

sleeves?

[what is manches...besides the dumb French translation]

[unpocoloco]

ah, like... no way? I think that's the closest.

[deuteranope]

gotcha

ask Tía if you don't believe me because I wouldn't lie to her like I definitely would your dumb ass, would I?

[unpocoloco]

Are you inviting me to gossip about you with your Tía? Is that what I'm hearing?

[deuteranope]

assumed you already did because we sure as fuck gossip about you

[unpocoloco]

You know we haven't found the time for talking about you specifically but I'll be sure to make the time now since you so generously have for me.

[deuteranope]

if we didn't decompress you'd fucking make our heads explode

[unpocoloco]

Oh come on, I haven't even done anything recently! What have I done to you?

[deuteranope]

I can't just tell you...some of us don't betray a lady's confidence without a thought