un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

anyone else missing a bunch of socks

I got a black one here someone might be wanting back

[for uh

reasons]

there a weird fucking gremlin thing that goes around taking socks in any myths? this is fucking ridiculous

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[wherenoonegoes]

Change your name to something hideous. It drives off gnomes and trolls.

That's not actually a joke by the way, my full name's Hiccup Horrendous Haddock. The Third.

[deuteranope]

that's fucking dumb and I'm not changing my name AGAIN

[wherenoonegoes]

I didn't say it wasn't dumb.

The only other option is to be so terrifying that they won't want to steal your socks.

[deuteranope]

that is also dumb because what is the point that something becomes undeniably terrifying to a troll this is so fucking subjective

I fucking doubt I'm around when they're doing it anyway or they wouldn't exist anymore