un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

So I think we have punching pretty well taken care of, but does anyone have advice on how to buy a decent sword?


Asides from just like, go to the market and find one.

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

there's swords for stabbing and swords for slicing think about what you like doing more

other than that I got nothing

[transfusionem]

I'd rather just kick someone in the teeth but I don't think that's gonna work for most things I'm going to be fighting here.

Everything has to be way more complicated.

[deuteranope]

hey I punched and batted daemons instead of using a sword live your fucking dreams girl

[transfusionem]

Not everyone can be a badass. My only real dream is I make it through this whole thing alive.

[deuteranope]

[hee... she's calling him a badass, yay.]

live your dreeeeams

hey remember the magic tattoo chick I told you about? she let me borrow some of her beginner rune notes so I know some solid basic shit. we could sew runes in your clothes to protect you and write runes on your knuckles and when you go to punch some monster fuck you say I'M DELIVERING SOME THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

[transfusionem]

[He's clearly more of a badass than she is, so.]

Oh, that's awesome!

Runes would probably be a good idea no matter if I'm punching or not, honestly. Can't say I really know much about them, asides "runes good".

[deuteranope]

that's been the consensus so fucking far

I mean shit can go sideways too if you do it wrong just like with everything but just don't do it wrong

[transfusionem]

Well, obviously. Could you help me get the hang of them, maybe?

I don't want to fuck it up.

[deuteranope]

hmmmm I guess after I get some rest during spring break I could fucking use a good challenge... be happy to bumble!

[transfusionem]

Thanks! Hopefully I'll be a good student!

[deuteranope]

seeing as I'm already sharing notes with a fucking moron of astronomical heights, I can guarantee you won't be my worst

[transfusionem]

I'll try not to trip over the bar being set for me. Wouldn't want to make your life any harder.

[deuteranope]

I appreciate this rare fucking consideration

[transfusionem]

You'd think it'd be more common, huh?

[deuteranope]

meh...little shits of a feather, etc etc

[transfusionem]

The way you say it makes it sound like you have quite the flock.

[Aka you must be super popular!!]

[deuteranope]

lmao spend time on our fucking floor and you'll understand honestly

even when you don't live there you visit and weird shit happens like someone smashes up your fucking guitar and I don't fucking know what else these freaks get up to

[transfusionem]

Your dorm sounds like where all the action happens.

Nothing that crazy has happened in Aube - that I've seen, at least.

[deuteranope]

far as I know all your freaks go out to cause trouble or find it. our freaks the fucking trouble is always with them

[transfusionem]

Yeah, I'd say being a trouble magnet sounds more like me. Guess that's why I got shuffled off to Aube in the first place.

At least it keeps things interesting!

[deuteranope]

because at a school where you learn magic and how to fight and there's a bunch of weird shit, we sure as fuck need to keep things interesting huh

[transfusionem]

Yes! We need to out weird this entire situation on our own.

[deuteranope]

that kinda attitude, you're well on your way

[transfusionem]

I'll take that as a compliment!

[deuteranope]

would have been a fucking disappointment if you you didn't