un: wellcooked

[transfusionem]

So I think we have punching pretty well taken care of, but does anyone have advice on how to buy a decent sword?


Asides from just like, go to the market and find one.

Comments

[heromedal]

It's not that time consuming.

[ Rex has no limits! *charging up noise* ]

No, that's basically correct.

[ That's not quite Rex level hopelessness but she's just a beginner. Get some practice, miss some sleep. ]

Everyone always seems to forget we're all going to die if we don't do this right. It's quite distressing.

[transfusionem]

Maybe for you, but I'm just me.

[Rex should get some limits before he keels over.]

Thinking about it is exhausting, and besides - it's not all set in stone yet. I'd rather think about the chance things might go okay.

[But maybe she's an idiot, she almost says. But nope, not going to dunk on herself. This time.]

[heromedal]

I'm sure you're more capable than you give yourself credit for. Most people are.

[ Except him. Obviously.^* ]

They'll be okay if we make them so and not under any other circumstance.

[ And by 'we' he means 'I, personally' of course.^* ]

*Just gonna refer you to his profile page here.

[transfusionem]

Maybe, but that doesn't mean I'm going to be some sort of badass super soldier.

[She's going to need some time to get any confidence at all back.]

I mean, yeah, but that doesn't mean we'll fail.

[She 100% means we. Teamwork makes the dream work, baby.]

[heromedal]

A reasonable position, but I'm certain you'll make positive contribution. And anything that is not negative is a plus.

[ That's a fucking pun, dude. ]

No, I'm sure we all all do our best. But it doesn't mean we'll succeed either.

[transfusionem]

I'm not going to say you're right, but I can't argue with that.

[She can't even be mad because she fucking loves puns.]

I think it means we'll be more likely to succeed than if we didn't try at all.

[heromedal]

Unless we do a terrible job of it.

[ Eeyoring intesifies. ]

[transfusionem]

You don't have to be such a Negative Nancy.

It'll be fine!

[You stop that.]

[heromedal]

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Unless we do a terrible job at it.

[transfusionem]

We're not going to do a terrible job at it.

[heromedal]

Let's compromise and say we'll do our best.

[ Their best may be horrible. Look at these idiots.

They're actually having Spring Break. God. Everyone is going to die and when they do it will be because he couldn't save them. ]

[transfusionem]

Seems fair enough.

[Their best is going to be just fine - there's enough of them there they can make it happen.]