UN: Epicyon -Text

[heromedal]

With all of the extra time due to the break, I'm looking for new projects. Apparel, mechanical devices, weaponry, etc. I'm also willing to research spells or other topics.

If it's for personal use, I'll work out a price of some sort but equipment for use in serving the academy's goals I don't see any reason to take from people when it benefits us all anyway.

You don't necessarily need to know what you want- if you've just got a problem, creating a solution would be my part of the process.

Contact me here or ask for Rex in the Anvil, I'm there most days, the staff know me. If it's closed, I'm probably in the Hall of Pythia. Or the Legionnaire Quarters. Thinking about it, just contact me here.

[ Because he could also be in a cave somewhere being weird or in a van being weird or planting onions in the woods. ]

Comments

[suddenlybees]

Can you build me a jet pack if I promise to use it to serve the academy's goals?????

[heromedal]

If you can outline your role and abilities and how that would benefit from a jet pack, yes.

Otherwise, €223111.

[suddenlybees]

My role is flying the jet pack, my ability is flying the jet pack, and to do that, I would greatly benefit from having a jet pack.
??????????

[heromedal]

Please don't attempt to use causality dilemmas as arguments.

[suddenlybees]

I have no idea what that means.

[heromedal]

It is when A is required for B to occur but B is required for A to occur, so a deadlock ensues.

[suddenlybees]

But if you provide B, both can occur, and thus the deadlock breaks?
Be the change, Rex...

[heromedal]

No.

[ There are a lot of reasons to say no, there really are. ]

[suddenlybees]

Booooooo
Mav's right, you're a joyless fuck
Can't you just do things because you want to??

[heromedal]

I do things because I want to occasionally.

[ Occasionally. Rarely. Once a week maybe. ]

However I cannot see a reason to do something because you want me to. Especially since if you died I'd get into trouble.

[suddenlybees]

Me wanting something isn't a good enough reason?
I won't die from it!
What if I promise not to die??
If anything, it would keep me from dying, wouldn't it?

[heromedal]

I would think this is self-evident but wanting something is rarely sufficient reason to do anything, let alone outfit a young man with a flying device.

[suddenlybees]

It's definitely a good reason!
Doing things because you want to!!
Same things like why you dress the way you do or eat the things you like, right?
Because you just want to!

[heromedal]

I usually do both of those things based on practicality.

[deuteranope]

baby you’re a firework go with that one

[suddenlybees]

Are you telling me this or am I supposed to be telling Rex?
Also I need you to explain "causality dilemma" with small words
I can already tell Rex won't use small words

[deuteranope]

both

that’s the chicken or the egg thing. not 100% on my interpretation of grim creeperisms but I think he’s saying you can’t use the jet pack as cause AND effect in your reasoning for jet pack

[suddenlybees]

That's stupid, why can't I???
I need a jet pack to use a jet pack, that makes sense, doesn't it????

[deuteranope]

I’m not the one you gotta make a case to but think of it like it’s getting me to not hang up, that kinda explanation

[suddenlybees]

You guys just can't accept good reasons when you're given them...

[deuteranope]

hey I would have accepted “because jet pack” don’t lump me in with this joyless fuck

when you getting back?

[suddenlybees]

Would you get me a jet pack because jet pack?
And, I dunno~
Maybe I'll just stay here forever~
Don't send anybody to come find me!!

[deuteranope]

if I had the money and access, why not?

guess you’re never getting this present then... oh well

[suddenlybees]

Wait wait I'll be back soon!!!
is it a jet pack?

[deuteranope]

wouldn’t you like to know