UN: Epicyon -Text

[heromedal]

With all of the extra time due to the break, I'm looking for new projects. Apparel, mechanical devices, weaponry, etc. I'm also willing to research spells or other topics.

If it's for personal use, I'll work out a price of some sort but equipment for use in serving the academy's goals I don't see any reason to take from people when it benefits us all anyway.

You don't necessarily need to know what you want- if you've just got a problem, creating a solution would be my part of the process.

Contact me here or ask for Rex in the Anvil, I'm there most days, the staff know me. If it's closed, I'm probably in the Hall of Pythia. Or the Legionnaire Quarters. Thinking about it, just contact me here.

[ Because he could also be in a cave somewhere being weird or in a van being weird or planting onions in the woods. ]

Comments

[deuteranope]

you know him you’re fucking talking to him here already, if you can’t figure it out now you’re way fucking dumber than I would ever guess

pleasure doing business gc!

[heromedal]

Kano doesn't seem especially Gryllidae-like.

[ This isn't even Rex being purposefully weird, this is an actual comment he actually made completely unironically. ]

Oh and the gas in there is inert, so don't put anything that needs to breath in there or they'll suffocate.

[deuteranope]

you kidding? he's a chirpy dumbass that keeps you awake at 3am and can't sit still

that's a fucked up thing to do in the first place but okay

[heromedal]

That's a rather liberal interpretation.

I just thought it would be sensible to warn you. I know you own a cat and I did not wish it to be harmed.

[deuteranope]

you realize you're the fucking grim creeper right they're my interpretations because they're my nicknames let me have them anyway I'm fucking spot on

very sweet, I'll pass on the information

[heromedal]

But that one seems accurate, I have a sombre disposition and am decently stealthy.

[ yes he really thinks thats why hes called that

Like he gets it's a play on Grim Reaper, but he honestly thinks the creeper part is for his habit of turning up without warning.]

That said, now that I think about it, it would make a decent method of killing something quietly in a pinch. It almost entirely muffles sounds, so it would be quite effective to force it over a target's head.

[ This sort of shit is why he's called the Grim Creeper and he has no idea. ]

[deuteranope]

you're grim creeper because you're somber and creepy, thank you for demonstrating so instantly

[heromedal]

Oh.

Okay.

[ I mean, he knows he's creepy. He knows it very well.

He finds it a little weird how it kind of hurts to be told it from Maverick so bluntly like that all of a sudden. That's odd. ]

I was just saying, in case you needed something like that sometime.

[deuteranope]

[see how it feels, Rex!!!!]

tip noted but I told you it's not gonna be for me

they'll probably think that part's cool, though

[Since he's being so weirdly insistent about murder!!!]

[heromedal]

Who is it for, anyway?

[ Is it murder if it's for a mission to save the world?

Yes, probably. ]

[deuteranope]

[Most likely.]

if I tell you are you going to ruin the surprise for them

[heromedal]

I'm not sure what has given the impression I'm not secretive by nature, but as you wish.

If you want me to monogram it or some such, send me a DM.

[deuteranope]

lmao that's so fucking extreme you crack me up

nah just more like

he might bug the shit outta you to find out what it is, since it's cricket

[heromedal]

Hmm. I wonder what he might surmise from what has already been discussed.

[ 50-gallon capacity, fist-sized, made from a lunchbox, can be used to kill things... ]

[deuteranope]

thinking doesn't come naturally to him

[heromedal]

If it were me, I'd possibly imagine it was some sort of trap for capturing ghosts.

Or potentially some sort of disastrous water balloon.

[deuteranope]

yeah well thinking comes upsettingly naturally to you

[heromedal]

And yet I cannot fathom how a propensity for thought is perturbing.

[ I mean he talks like Dr Doom for a start. ]

[deuteranope]

they say ignorance is bliss

[heromedal]

They also say that why you don't know can't hurt you, but lots of people are shot in the back of the head and they're still dead.

[deuteranope]

grim creeper everybody

guess someone could argue that it didn't hurt them because they were dead and only some dead people can be hurt but it's not really something I spend a lot of time thinking about

[heromedal]

I maintain my position. My meaning is there is never a downside to more knowledge.

[deuteranope]

there is to never letting other people know you're capable of being fun

no wonder I got so much work to do here

[heromedal]

How dare you accuse me of being capable of being fun.

[deuteranope]

yeah I'm a dirty rascal that way