UN: GreenDolphin [Text]

[strings_theory]

So, I'm not going to lie here, but this place is already boring as all hell. Not too keen on the whole fancy looking thing nor how rich and preppy all this shit is looking. Especially not too interested in the naming scheme, French is so boring of a language and predictable.

But at least it's open, I guess.

What do any of you do for fun around here? Shopping and cafes and shit aren't really my thing and I'm not a library person or architecturist or whatever you call those people.

Unless there's a gym or something I'm missing, which I'd like to know about ASAP, thanks.

While we're on the topic, stay out of my way and we won't have any problems~

Comments

un: chiefhaddock

[wherenoonegoes]

There's a gym. You definitely missed it.

[strings_theory]

Well, fuck.

So where in this huge-ass place is it? Because this whole map system is kiiiiiind of obnoxious. [It's not, she's just not interested in using it. At all.]

[wherenoonegoes]

In the Legionnaire's Quarters.

And I think the map system's fine, personally. Readable, easy to use, and it's not held together by drake spit and prayers.

[strings_theory]

Oh, that thing.

... The fuck is drake spit? [Sorry, Hiccup, she is literally the worst.]

[wherenoonegoes]

Spit. From drakes. Certain species' saliva actually makes for a good glue.

[strings_theory]

What the fuck is a drake?

[wherenoonegoes]

Large flying carnivorous reptiles. And before you ask if I mean dragons, I don't. Dragons are extremely powerful magic creatures that can speak. Drakes aren't and can't. They're still magic, but not on the level of living natural disasters like dragons are.

[strings_theory]

Okay, so apparently this whole having a thing that follows me around or whatever also unlocks dragons or drakes or whatever. That's... kind of concerning.

Like how the hell has this been a hidden thing?

[wherenoonegoes]

Most of them live in the Outlands, now. Or in hidden sanctuaries. A lot of work has gone into keeping this under wraps.

Not that I personally had much to do with that. I've been in the Outlands with the rest of my village for about a millenium.

[strings_theory]

Hold up. So you're over a millennium old? Like, people living into their one hundreds isn't really new but that's new.

[wherenoonegoes]

No, I'm only 31. We didn't know it when we went in there, but time is weird in some parts of the Outlands. Time where my tribe lives used to move much slower than the rest of the world up until about two years ago.

[strings_theory]

That's still kind of old. But I guess it's better than a millennium old.

So that shit also fucks with time... Guess there's more out there than I thought there was and a lot more I wasn't really told.

[wherenoonegoes]

31 is kind of old? Really? What are you, five?

[strings_theory]

Considering I was ten when my dad was thirty-one? Kinda old in my books there.

But I'm going to take a wild guess that you're just mad you aren't young and spry anymore and these damn kids can get off your lawn, huh? [She's just trying to piss him off at this point, oops.]