UN: GreenDolphin [Text]

[strings_theory]

So, I'm not going to lie here, but this place is already boring as all hell. Not too keen on the whole fancy looking thing nor how rich and preppy all this shit is looking. Especially not too interested in the naming scheme, French is so boring of a language and predictable.

But at least it's open, I guess.

What do any of you do for fun around here? Shopping and cafes and shit aren't really my thing and I'm not a library person or architecturist or whatever you call those people.

Unless there's a gym or something I'm missing, which I'd like to know about ASAP, thanks.

While we're on the topic, stay out of my way and we won't have any problems~

Comments

un: chiefhaddock

[wherenoonegoes]

There's a gym. You definitely missed it.

[strings_theory]

Well, fuck.

So where in this huge-ass place is it? Because this whole map system is kiiiiiind of obnoxious. [It's not, she's just not interested in using it. At all.]

[wherenoonegoes]

In the Legionnaire's Quarters.

And I think the map system's fine, personally. Readable, easy to use, and it's not held together by drake spit and prayers.

[strings_theory]

Oh, that thing.

... The fuck is drake spit? [Sorry, Hiccup, she is literally the worst.]

[wherenoonegoes]

Spit. From drakes. Certain species' saliva actually makes for a good glue.

UN: REIRA

[soft_focus]

What's an architecturist?

[strings_theory]

... Someone that... likes architecture? Or studies it. Something like that.

[soft_focus]

Oh! Ok.

What's architecture though?

[SHE DOESN'T KNOW ALL THE ENGLISH WORDS YET D: ]

[strings_theory]

It's, like, the design of the buildings and structures in general that people make? Like things that aren't natural like trees and shit like that.

[WHY IS ANYONE LETTING THIS HAPPEN.]

UN: Athanor

[aduration]

There are quite a few combat classes as that seems more towards your inclination.

[strings_theory]

So here's my question here: was that meant to be a jab at me or are you being real here? Because this conversation can go one of two ways and you get to choose which way.

UN: Athanor

[aduration]

Hmm... I suppose a bit of both? But I am the less physically-inclined sort.

But I am mostly going by your interest in a Gym.

[strings_theory]

Maybe I just want to work out or something to get the aggression out, the fuck do you know about it?

Also where is it. That's not a question. It's an order. Now.

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

French is a fucking terrible language and I hate it

But we dont just have a gym we have a BATTLE ARENA

[strings_theory]

Thank you, someone that gets it. It's a useless-ass language unless you're in Canada or France and both places suck. Let's be real here.

...

Okay, this place can get a plus one to its score for having a battle arena.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

The only reason Im learning it is because Im in France. I thought ENGLISH had weird spelling but French is so much worse

Its called the mythril cage and its where most of the combat classes happen. Theres also supposedly a second and more hardcore one up in the mountain where the REAL serious shit goes down but Ive never been there. I think its mostly for like teachers and for students with powers they have trouble controlling that could like knock over buildings

[strings_theory]

Yeah, not even bothering with that shit. Going home when this shit is done with, so what does it even matter at this point? Since it seems everyone speaks English well enough, anyway.

Combat classes...

Also what the hell, I want to go into the mountains and see that shit. Even if... I can't... knock over like buildings and shit.

Yet.

UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, there's a gym. It was pretty lame, but luckily I was able to liven it up.

[strings_theory]

[Congrats, Bowser, you have her attention proper.]

"Liven it up"? You going to give me a rundown on what you did or am I going to have to go check it out for myself? You have my attention.

[talkstoposters]

I just gave everything the old Bowser touch. Added some spikes, brought a stockpile of power-ups, a lava pit, stuff like that.

[A pause. And then.]

Not REAL lava, though. They wouldn't let me. Apparently it's a violation or whatever.

[strings_theory]

"Power-ups"?

Okay, that's fucking lame that they won't let you use real lava. Dammit, that would've really been the icing on the cake. The rest of that sounds absolutely amazing, though.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

most people think predictable languages are a good thing, easy to learn

you're looking for the mythril cage

[strings_theory]

Where I'm from you pretty much learn English and that's... about... it. Unless you go to some fancy-ass school like this shit is? I've heard other languages and shit, but not enough to really know how to speak them.

[deuteranope]

yeah america be like that sometimes

there's some translation app that works wonders but I dunno if Jail's fixed the issue it had where it wasn't fucking recognizing a certain subset and words and crap for no good fucking reason.

[strings_theory]

A translation app, huh...? Goddamn, even if it doesn't translate everything, it's still better than absolutely nothing, I guess? Starting to regret not giving a fuck about learning some other language in school, not that it would've mattered...