UN: GreenDolphin [Text]

[strings_theory]

So, I'm not going to lie here, but this place is already boring as all hell. Not too keen on the whole fancy looking thing nor how rich and preppy all this shit is looking. Especially not too interested in the naming scheme, French is so boring of a language and predictable.

But at least it's open, I guess.

What do any of you do for fun around here? Shopping and cafes and shit aren't really my thing and I'm not a library person or architecturist or whatever you call those people.

Unless there's a gym or something I'm missing, which I'd like to know about ASAP, thanks.

While we're on the topic, stay out of my way and we won't have any problems~

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UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, there's a gym. It was pretty lame, but luckily I was able to liven it up.

[strings_theory]

[Congrats, Bowser, you have her attention proper.]

"Liven it up"? You going to give me a rundown on what you did or am I going to have to go check it out for myself? You have my attention.

[talkstoposters]

I just gave everything the old Bowser touch. Added some spikes, brought a stockpile of power-ups, a lava pit, stuff like that.

[A pause. And then.]

Not REAL lava, though. They wouldn't let me. Apparently it's a violation or whatever.

[strings_theory]

"Power-ups"?

Okay, that's fucking lame that they won't let you use real lava. Dammit, that would've really been the icing on the cake. The rest of that sounds absolutely amazing, though.

[talkstoposters]

You seriously don't know what a power-up is? Oh man, Mario must be slacking off hardcore. Luckily you've got me here to fill you in.

[Though Jolyne can't see it, Bowser's in a very good mood right now. Even more so thanks to the compliments. Finally, people giving him some respect around here.]

Power-ups are just like...these things that make you stronger. Fire flowers let you shoot fire, mega mushrooms make you grow huge, double cherries make clones of you, you get the idea.

[strings_theory]

Literally just got here, dude, so no idea who that is, either?

[Hey, someone that advocates cool shit like that and seems to be on about her same wavelength is always good in her book.]

Damn, this place just gets cooler by the second, huh? Sure as shit didn't have anything like that back home, just things that'd... make you trip or get high to make you think that shit was happening.

[talkstoposters]

He's the resident plumber/substitute teacher/driving instructor/pain in my butt. I REALLY hate that guy.

[Why not tell her how you really feel.]

Lot of this stuff wasn't here, until I showed up and made everything awesome. How this place got anything done without me I'll never know.