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suddenlybees) wrote in
irisnetwork2019-04-05 09:11 pm
[text] UN: mekakushisan
[ posted some time mid-day on the 6th, because after nearly killing a person, almost dying himself isn't enough of divine retribution, he's also got to see the miserable child that he used to be walking around campus and he wants none of that. there can only be one. ]
Hello, hello~!!
It's Kano~
I'm here with an !!!URGENT!!! job offer for interested parties!
What I'm looking for is hunters and exorcists and the like~
No experience necessary!!!
Willingness is key!!!!!!
Please leave your resume and rates below~
[ He needs somebody who wouldn't mind killing a human child, essentially. For those who suspect something's up, or want an action thread instead of a text one, Kano makes it pretty obvious what he needs destroyed: anybody happening upon Lumière 303 can't miss the sound of muffled screaming and pounding of what sounds like a child who has been locked up in a closet, because this is obviously how you deal with seeing a kid version of yourself, you kidnap them and throw them in the closet and remove the doorknob to your bedroom so nobody can get inside. ]
Hello, hello~!!
It's Kano~
I'm here with an !!!URGENT!!! job offer for interested parties!
What I'm looking for is hunters and exorcists and the like~
No experience necessary!!!
Willingness is key!!!!!!
Please leave your resume and rates below~
[ He needs somebody who wouldn't mind killing a human child, essentially. For those who suspect something's up, or want an action thread instead of a text one, Kano makes it pretty obvious what he needs destroyed: anybody happening upon Lumière 303 can't miss the sound of muffled screaming and pounding of what sounds like a child who has been locked up in a closet, because this is obviously how you deal with seeing a kid version of yourself, you kidnap them and throw them in the closet and remove the doorknob to your bedroom so nobody can get inside. ]

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With teachers... Shuuya's never gone to school; he was supposed to have started the first grade already, but he never went. But he recognizes that teachers are supposed to have the well being of students (he doesn't count as a student, though...) in mind, so he takes a deep breath, holds it, and cracks open the closet door.
And he takes one look at Toothless and slams it shut again. ]
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[If Shuuya peeks through the door again, he'll see that Toothless is just sitting.]
He's basically a big, scaly housecat, alright? He's here to help you. Toothless heard you screaming and wanted to make sure you were okay. That's why I'm up here.
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He's still not so sure, though, just because he's never seen such a large creature in his life, dragon or not, and all of the sudden, this little closet he'd been locked up in feels nice and cozy and most importantly, safe. ]
Um. I'm okay in here.
[ Really he's fine. There's a strange creature on the other side of the door and he thinks he might go into a panic just from that. ]
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[Of course, with the kid being terrified of Toothless, he's still trapped. Hiccup reconsiders having Toothless present. The drake might be ever-present around Hiccup, but that doesn't mean they can't or won't split up when it's needed.]
I can send Toothless off if you want. Hel, he might even go stare down whoever locked you up if you let me know who it was.
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But he bites at his bottom lip and doesn't say anything out loud, just sort of pokes his head a bit further out of the door and tries to see out the ...missing door... into the hallway, like he's scared of whoever did lock him up in here, because the guy said something about killing him if he even thinks about leaving the floor and he honestly believes it. ]
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He's not going to hurt you, trust me. Toothless? The kid in the lounge? Make sure he doesn't leave it.
[Toothless nods, and runs out of the room. As soon as he finds Kano, he sits in front of him and starts glaring. If Kano moves, he starts growling. If Kano still doesn't get the hint, Toothless will sit on him if he has to.]
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Kano's yelling out there in the dorm is just a little disconcerting for Shuuya, who sneaks glances in between the doorway and Hiccup, but eventually he comes out, sticking as close to Hiccup as he can. It's the morbid curiosity. He wants to know if Toothless really did eat Kano. ]