unpocoloco: (Tres)
Héctor ([personal profile] unpocoloco) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-04-07 02:23 am

UN: Ollin [Text]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.


[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]
deuteranope: (mav170)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-04-07 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
rabbits that got fucking TORN APART apparently

[personal profile] yokeye 2019-04-07 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god!
those poor rabbits!
avery must be traumatized!
i should find him and apologize!
deuteranope: (mav137)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-04-07 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
kids can put up with a lot they're resilient but yeah bring him a fucking cake or something buy him a phone whatever

maybe learn to use doesthedogdie.com too

[personal profile] yokeye 2019-04-07 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
that's a highly disturbing website, maverick!
i don't want to think about those things!
why would you let children use it?
deuteranope: (mav198)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-04-07 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't let children use it YOU use it you fucking stupid bastard to make sure a movie doesn't have triggering shit in it

[personal profile] yokeye 2019-04-07 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, okay!
but they all get disturbed by different things,
so how would you know what will upset them?
deuteranope: (mav153)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-04-07 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
you roll the dice or you ask

but it's pretty fucking safe to say KIDS DON'T LIKE WHEN RABBITS GET TORN APART

[personal profile] yokeye 2019-04-07 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll get some dice for the next time!