UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

Comments

[subconmodo]

Feeling left out? So sorry.

I'm sure I can come up with a compliment or two to help you feel better.

[spelleton]

I'm not feeling left out at all!

Watching you struggle to manage your younger selves is all I need. It's so refreshing.

[ He says that like he's not taking responsibility for corralling them at every hour of the day tbh BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY ]

[subconmodo]

So what you're saying is that I need to find every child that you're watching and give them all the sugar they could ever want.

[unpocoloco]

Don't.
Don't do it.
Avery, I swear on my entire existence, that is a mistake that we will all pay for, don't do it.

[subconmodo]

I don't know what you're talking about. Seems like it would be a great time for me to take the brat out to get a change of clothes.

Not even he can run away from that.

[unpocoloco]

Avery. I beg you. Don't do this. Don't do this to me specifically.



Though, maybe I ought to take care of the clothing thing with Teto too...

[subconmodo]

I'll keep your objections in mind.

[meaning he's decided not to do it, but wants everyone to squirm]

[unpocoloco]

[A small mercy wrapped up in cruelty, the most Avery thing of all.

He, of course, is very afraid.]