UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

Comments

[eudaimonikos]

I kinda doubt it
Not really his thing

[He's never known how to have any kind of real conversation with Kano. Granted, he barely knows how to discuss feelings to begin with; that flippant attitude just doesn't help.]

[panpiping]

Boo! You didn't even pretend to consider it!

[eudaimonikos]

You talked to Kano for three seconds, how do you think that conversation would play out?

[panpiping]

Hmm... "LOL is that what you think??? How great! Looks like I've fooled you ~ It's okay to like that one more, he's been a lot less trouble for you! ☆☆☆" How'd I do?

[eudaimonikos]

Yeah see that sounds about right

[panpiping]

Yay! Go me! Sad though.

[eudaimonikos]

I guess
But see, no point in doing it
It'd turn into some weird thing

[panpiping]

Weird things don't have to be bad! Weird things are fun! Look at all the tiny humans! (Plus some extra.) DEFINITELY weird.

[eudaimonikos]

This would be weird in a bad way.
Awkward?

[panpiping]

Hmmm. I think you've been in the boxes too long. If you think a bit more creatively, I'm sure you'd figure something out! They really are killing all of you in so many ways...

[eudaimonikos]

We don't NEED to talk about shit like that.
It's fine.

[panpiping]

IS IT? It seems to me neither of you are very happy. Let your feelings go free!

[eudaimonikos]

YOU let your feelings go free

[panpiping]

Yes??? I do!

[eudaimonikos]

Why don't you talk to Kano then?

[panpiping]

I can't right now, he doesn't exist. I will when he comes back, though! Mostly to see if he'll let me turn him into a lizard.

[eudaimonikos]

why

[panpiping]

It seemed like he might be interested... just not right now! The not existing was better I guess.

[eudaimonikos]

I feel like that was the point when you should've known not to listen to him
And don't turn him into a lizard

[panpiping]

I stopped listening and went back to lizards when he wanted me to threaten your school admins, whatever that is. Being a lizard can be fun.

[eudaimonikos]

What's he care about the school admins?

[Michael doesn't even care about them, tbh]

[panpiping]

I wanted the tiny box to be bigger. The box in the box in the box. He said to talk to it. It sounded like a lot of work that might involve lying so I went back to lizards.

[eudaimonikos]

what

[panpiping]

I have decided explaining that to you is a lot of effort! So I don't want to!

[eudaimonikos]

You must get that a lot.