un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

[yokeye]

like a werewolf mafia thing?
did she owe them money?

[He hadn't thought about werewolves being territorial, though it makes sense.]

[tsuns]

wow one would be a welcome back gift so it doesnt count!!!!!

the other two is birthday + interest + apology for giving someone else my other gift

im giving u a discount

[tsuns]

no it's complicated

some people just get really ass mad about stupid stuff and do equally stupid shit like kill other people over it

seems like that's how a lot of clans operate and it gets old real fast

[yokeye]

understood!

did you want a wolf pinata or a rabbit
or a traditional pinata animal?

[Are they donkeys? He's not sure.]

[deuteranope]

your welcome back gift is playing fucking squid wars with you, dick

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

[Nana has been at Daybreak for two years. She knows a lot of people. Someone coming back excites her to no end!!

So if this text has a lot of energy... well, that's why.]

I'm so glad you're back!

Life has been moving along as it usually has. I will get you two gifts soon!

[tsuns]

i thought u werent about being a kid squid??

so wishy washy richard

[tsuns]

uh not a wolf

you can surprise me but not a wolf, super weird

and also no shitty candy either

[tsuns]

( He's very long in the tooth when it comes to Daybreak longevity, so...people leaving and coming is just an accepted thing.

However: )

!!!!!!! ehehehe thank you!!! it's good to be back you know

real curious about what these two gifts might be tho

[deuteranope]

I ain't but it's easier on my wallet

[playitagain]

Bananas and...

Can you guess what the other one might be?

( •⌄• ू )✧

[...i-it's not hard...]

[tsuns]

wow what a cheapskate!! are you always so stingy?? ridiculous!

my absence should be deserving of at least a little $$$$$$$$$

[tsuns]

( maybe if you aren't really dumb )

?????? a circle?

also why bananas.................seems sorta weird

is this some kinda innuendo???

[deuteranope]

maybe fucking send child support next time

[tsuns]

wow!!!!!!!!!!! ill take ricktoria for 1 1/2 months and we can be even

maybe not a month and a half all at once but extra days i will make up for it! haaaaaahh

then you won't have to worry about being so broke and you can get me a truly respectable gift basket

[yokeye]

[Outside his door the day of the party, Kanata will find two pinatas. One is shaped like a rabbit and inside are cream eggs. It's going to make a huge mess. The second pinata is a cat and it's filled with licorice scotty dogs.]

[deuteranope]

you ain't taking my daughter away dream on

[tsuns]

( Toki will officially win the Asshole Of The Year award! :') )

[tsuns]

uh did you forget she is also my daughter

did u become too broke to pay attention to how i picked her up from the animal shelter and officially named her such a glorious name

????

[deuteranope]

uh fuck you I named her??

[playitagain]

smiley face!

Bananas are wonderful and good for you and full of potassium!

... There is never innuendo in bananas.

[tsuns]

i put it on everything like her paperwork and stuff

i could have said fuck u her name is snowball or something dumb

[tsuns]

have you ever been on the internet or watched television at all b/c like that is just not true at all

[deuteranope]

and if you did she would definitely like her new stepdad more

[tsuns]

she would not

i'm gonna come over to see her in like 5 minutes u better let me in or the custody battle begins