un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

[yokeye]

[Outside his door the day of the party, Kanata will find two pinatas. One is shaped like a rabbit and inside are cream eggs. It's going to make a huge mess. The second pinata is a cat and it's filled with licorice scotty dogs.]

[tsuns]

( Toki will officially win the Asshole Of The Year award! :') )