un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

you know my fucking name jackass

I had a gift for you but you fucking left so too damn bad

splatoon is like cartoon wars right

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

you're a werewolf!?

[That cat date months ago would have gone horribly if he found out then. Dodged a bullet.]

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

[Nana has been at Daybreak for two years. She knows a lot of people. Someone coming back excites her to no end!!

So if this text has a lot of energy... well, that's why.]

I'm so glad you're back!

Life has been moving along as it usually has. I will get you two gifts soon!