un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

you know my fucking name jackass

I had a gift for you but you fucking left so too damn bad

splatoon is like cartoon wars right

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

you're a werewolf!?

[That cat date months ago would have gone horribly if he found out then. Dodged a bullet.]

[tsuns]

( Reasons it's kept under wraps, tbh. )

yeah lol

is that a problem for you ???????

[tsuns]

richard weaselby iii

what kind of gift????? did it go bad????????? where is it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also yes u are a kid and a squid and a weary veteran
its super good

[yokeye]

not anymore!
but it's good to know!
so, about this party...

[tsuns]

what does not anymore mean.............sounds kinda ominous

also yea i expect there to be a party but i can't plan it bc planning your own party is fucking lame

[deuteranope]

roommate's been using it, guess what I got one of those now so ricktoria got a stepdad fucker

eh I like shooters

[also guess who only skimmed the message and then got mad about ricky martin, it's not even martin, dummy!!!]

[tsuns]

they better be nice to her b/c i will not stand for even light aggravation directed as such an angel

also u can't just give my gift to someone else!!! i'm here now so they should give it to me

p.s. it is kinda a shooter, just not like....death shooty, more like ink shooty

cuz ur a squid

[deuteranope]

he's aight they bond over being princesses
maybe she even...likes...him...better...than...you

it's basically gone already dude

what the fuck I don't want to be a squid??

[yokeye]

a werewolf killed my sister!

excellent! i planned a party for minako and i can help!
do you want pinatas?

[tsuns]

that's a lie you take that shit back right now

[tsuns]

oh uh

yeah some of em will do that shit

kind of part of the drama i had to deal with back home

but uhhhhh in less depressing news there's never NOT time for a pinata

[deuteranope]

it's what you get for abandoning our daughter better been a good fucking reason

[yokeye]

did YOU kill somebody!?
but yes, less depressing! pinatas are a go!

[tsuns]

uh no no i didn't

what kinda questions is that? you think cuz i'm a wolf i'm gonna go around and kill somebody?

[tsuns]

well i left to see my mom for my birthday

then maybe she was gonna be killed so yeah i stayed for that

[yokeye]

sorry!
you just said it was part of the drama!

[tsuns]

maybe a werewolf killed someone i know????

answer: they didn't but damn the assumption there

[yokeye]

so what happened?

[deuteranope]

what the fuuuuuck

yeah you get a fucking replacement bday gift man

[tsuns]

three gift baskets

[tsuns]

I dont wanna go into it too much

just these asshole wolves may have put a hit out on my mom and it'sjust territorial fanatic bullshit

[deuteranope]

why did it go up

[tsuns]

are u saying I dont deserve three gift baskets ??

[deuteranope]

I'm saying if you get two now that's the second and third gifts anyway so don't bitch