un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

heyyyyyyyyyyy

what does a guy have 2 do to get a welcome back gift basket around here??????? i was gone 1 1/2 months and there aint a welcoming committee smh

best to just get it over with but i've been away on some..........................werewolf business lmao...................but i'm back, gotta graduate i guesssssss

some questions:

1. what did i miss???????
2. please tell me i missed some big tests b/c that means i should automatically get a 100 % that's the rule i saw it in the handbook
3. i also expect a late birthday party which means i am owed 2 (TWO!) gift baskets
4. how the fuck is my cat doing??????????? ricky rickymartin rickyweaseljr
5. i got a switch for my birthday and someone better play splatoon with me asap
6. who tf is my new roommate

Comments

[foolishjustice]

I'm on academic leave right now, though...technically there's something here related to a case I was working back home. It would be unprofessional of me to name names, of course, but I did wind up investigating whether or not a certain supernatural group from Tokyo is a threat to public safety.

[He'd been surprised to find one of the Phantom Thieves here, of all places, but...life is strange like that.]

[tsuns]

( Kanata absentmindedly scratches Ricktoria's stomach for a moment before looking between the two. Hmm...ain't that some shit. )

So there might be magic terrorists here, or no? You don't have to name names to answer that question, right? ( That's definitely more pressing than the other thing, but that's still a curiosity. )

And you guys had small clones for a while? That sounds obnoxious as hell. Hope Ricktoria didn't get a hold of any of 'em...

( Since that description was kind of vague, he has painted a VERY DIFFERENT picture of what actually happened. )

[deuteranope]

[Do people just casually converse about magic terrorists, being smug and hinting about their presence... Whatever. He's got more important things to talk about.]

More like they got ahold of her. Tiny like a six-year-old, not a fucking Lilliputian. Never got to fucking pet a cat that much as a kid, so he -- I? -- thought it was fucking the best, even if I wasn't too keen on everything else going on. Sucks I fucking missed on on seeing what you were like as a kid, I'd fucking love to get blackmail material.

[foolishjustice]

After identifying a member of the group, I've come to the conclusion that they're more akin to vigilantes than terrorists. A problem for criminals outside the reach of the law, but not to ordinary citizens.

[His younger self had also loved having a cat around, but...he's firmly intent on not talking about that.]