un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[deuteranope]

man cricket I don't fucking know anymore with you

I really wanna fucking say of course music would help but you're a fucking enigma

[suddenlybees]

Aw, don't give up on me!
We can try it!
You can sing for me!

[deuteranope]

youre fucking adorable if you really fucking think that's gonna happen

[suddenlybees]

Thanks!
I think you're cute too!!
What sorts of songs do you like?

[deuteranope]

[s...stop!!! he doesn't have the self-esteem to be able to take that kind of joke in stride!]

punk rock

[suddenlybees]

[ I want to say Kano has no shame but he's probably dying inside and is forcing himself to be this way, to the detriment of himself and everybody around him. ]

How cool!
I have no idea what that is!
I want to hear you sing me punk rock!

[deuteranope]

[welcome to die]

dude at least make up a lie that fucking makes sense?

[suddenlybees]

Whoa, don't call me out like that!
Such assumptions!
I really do want to hear it!

[deuteranope]

I meant the not knowing punk rock part I already know you're a masochist and you're dying for my voice to be super shitty

[suddenlybees]

I'm absolutely dying for your voice to be super shitty!
You know that!
So why don't you indulge me?

[deuteranope]

to be a dick

[suddenlybees]

How about you stop being a dick.

[deuteranope]

there’s no one I’d rather be than me

[suddenlybees]

No one is ever one thing entirely. We're all made of different pieces and feelings, and it's all jumbled together... but we get to choose which parts we act on.
So being your best self means picking those good parts to act on, even if they're not always the parts that others think of as being you.

--Imelda Rivera

[deuteranope]

damn cricket for a second I thought you got all deep on me but no it's just Imelda

[suddenlybees]

You really thought I could write something like that?????

[deuteranope]

you got potential if you leap for it, cricket

[suddenlybees]

How inspirational!!!
Unfortunately, writing's not my thing~

[deuteranope]

do you even have a thing

[suddenlybees]

Nope, not at all~
I can do whatever I want~
I ain't bound by no thing!

[deuteranope]

unsure if depressing or not

[suddenlybees]

It's not depressing at all!
Why would it be depressing?

[deuteranope]

[mmmm]

it ain’t fun to not have fucking anything

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmmm
Is that how it is?
I'm having fun right now, after all!
And we're not doing anything!

[deuteranope]

doing nothing often leads to the very best of something

— Winnie the Pooh