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alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

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dude this sport sounds real dumb that's just a paddle........kinda gross

what kinda weirdos play this game

sex perverts

idk I find that most people who are into sports are fucking assholes, so

is there a different kind of pervert

i don't trust anyone with the energy or attitude to play sports so kind of figures they'd be freaks one way or the other

uh I think technically perversion doesn’t have to be sexual it just usually is

glad we see eye to eye cat daddy

you learn something new every day i guess

i'm also out of the loop but what are these hashtags

like you can't play music at all or is it one of those uppity things where you can only listen to classical or elevator music ??

(im not dissing either btw)

oh boy lumi3 is fucking wild lemme tell you the music ban is actually like the least fucking crazy thing that’s crazy around here

no music, full stop

APPARENTLY someone got approved for headphones but I guess Imelda thinks I’m too at risk for mozart (not that I would fucking listen to mozart anyway)

eheh glad i'm grandfathered into the not lame dorm

that's like.................a really dumb rule though.

i get playing too loud etc if someone wants to have a stick up their ass but why no music at all

i'll be damned if i have to get special clearance for headphones like that's between me and my spotify playlists ykwim

right

hence #FREETHEBEATS which is dumb but the point of hashtags is dumb anyway so what the fuck ever

do you know why your ra is such a tightass?

like maybe you can go above them and get some higher ups involved because no musical at all man that's like

kinda cruel you know

nah

I mean...Imelda’s ok. she does a lot of weird nice things for no fucking reason which I don’t get personally but whatever that’s her business

I’m working on it but

meh

she can’t actually stop me from fucking using headphones and she’s cool with pets so I don’t gotta riot fun as that might be

yeah i was also gonna say that's kinda hard to enforce

is she gonna bust down your door like wow i can't believe you're listening to music with headphones, this is an imprisonable offense idk if that's a word but you know what i mean

as long as she doesn't fuck with ricktoria i'm okay w/ her