un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[deuteranope]

a real friend fucking demands you charge them for your services drop those entitled bitches dude

[made_up_names]

well one is a trade and shes making me something I really need

the other two I offered and its not their fault for not thinking about paying me. we're all broke students okay

[deuteranope]

ok that's fair I guess

but like someone being a broke student doesn't change the fact that you're a brokeass student too posterboy

plus it was real fucking easy to make you a posterboy

build up that backbone a little more before the poster falls down and becomes a doormat

[made_up_names]

ive got a backbone

that doesn't mean i want to use it on my friends man

[deuteranope]

meh

if you pop over next couple days you'll get a model to work off of alright?

[made_up_names]

yeah thats good enough

but if this thing goes to a supervillain im blaming you

[deuteranope]

lmao my secret evil supervillain lover nice

[made_up_names]

look man

last big supervillain i fought on my own? dropped a building on me with stolen tech

[deuteranope]

well I don't plan on getting my shit stolen anytime soon and if not I guess I'm being stabbed in my sleep and I won't blame that on you

mostly because I'll be dead

[made_up_names]

yeah okay, that's fair

also cool, I didn't know you were dating someone

[deuteranope]

really don't you know I'm irresistible

[made_up_names]

whatever man, are you taking them to the dance?

[deuteranope]

p o s t e r b o y

1. there is no secret supervillain lover
2. if I did have one they wouldn't be the type to want to go to a fucking dance are you kidding

[made_up_names]

WHAT

I didnt think they were a supervillain, I thought maybe you wanted it for someone you liked and was being kinda sensitive about it

[deuteranope]

hell no I'm a fucking dick. besides, if I'm dating someone they're gonna be a hot badass that gets bragged out

[made_up_names]

........ okay fair that sounds exactly like you

Im still new to dating so

[deuteranope]

that surprises me all of not at all bud

[made_up_names]

shut up

a girl asked me out to the dance and I'm still not really over it

[deuteranope]

alright posterboy

let it all out

gush to your hearts content

[made_up_names]

uhhhhh

shes really awesome and nice even if she doesnt think she is

also this is super public

[deuteranope]

I was sort of hoping you wouldn't realize that until it was too late but you know what good job

[made_up_names]

look, I'm not a complete idiot. just enthusiastic.

[deuteranope]

like a puppy

friendship ended with POSTERBOY
now PUPPY is my best friend

[made_up_names]

eh

ill take it

[deuteranope]

good boyyyy ♥