UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

[strings_theory]

Rule of thumb: Don't cross me and you'll be fine.

Look, you asked. I answered.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Yeah I dont think youre gonna find a lot of people open for some casual bloodsports outside of maximum security prisons

[strings_theory]

Did I say anything about bloodsports? Jeeze, I'm not asking for someone to drag out brawl with or something, just someone to casually spar with would be nice. It's not like I don't know how to fight without drawing blood, I'm not some monster.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Fuck is that all you want? Ill do it

[strings_theory]

... that was easier than i expected it to be what the fuck [Congrats on confusing her?]

[infestedcouncilpresident]

If you rip my fingernails off I WILL kick your ass

[strings_theory]

You haven't given me any reason to, so you're safe from that. Not something I do regularly unless someone earns it.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Just so were clear
Where do you want to do this?

[strings_theory]

I mean, I'm down for wherever, so that's your choice.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Wanna just do it on the lawn between the two dorm buildings?

[strings_theory]

You sure no one's gonna try and get in the way and stop it?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

As long as we make it clear were not actually trying to kill eachother itll be fine

[strings_theory]

Shit, this place is better than I thought. Used to someone just getting slapped getting ganged up on for "fighting", so.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Well get someone to just be like a judge

[strings_theory]

I'd say the fighting teacher or w/e, but I'm pretty sure he hates me now.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Fuck that guy then Ill just see if theres anyone in the common room not doing anything

[strings_theory]

Fuck yeah. Meet you out there?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

You bet. Prepare for an ass kicking

That afternoon

[infestedcouncilpresident]

What the fuck is this?

[strings_theory]

Uh, you know, you challenging me to a fight. Me kicking your ass. Jail being a dick and knocking us out. That sorta thing?

you were there.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I literally remember none of this and none of it makes any sense even if I did! Why the fuck would I fight you at random like that!?

[strings_theory]

Fuck if I know, but you seemed willing to try and tear my damn head off, so I ran with it.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I barely even KNOW you! Id need a pretty damn good reason to want to tear your damn head off

[strings_theory]

Dunno. You read all that shit, so your guess is better than mine. Also had to pretty much go all out to get you to fucking stop, too.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

This must be what going crazy feels like