UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

[strings_theory]

I've fuckin' noticed.

Hopefully it's the former, but I'm going to guess it's absolutely the goddamned latter. Fucker got me detention, what the actual goddamned shit is this.

[deuteranope]

what the fuck? he left that part out

[strings_theory]

Y e a h. In that combat class thing or whatever, told me some shit about them spying on us and pointed out someone who was watching him and left out the fact she was watching him and not me.

Needless to say, I don't take kindly to being spied on or guards in general, and kind of attacked her outside of the class. Ended up being a whole fuckin' ordeal and detention.

[deuteranope]

ohhh yeah

I got one of those too so don't beat her up I guess, she's actually pals with my mama

[strings_theory]

Yeah, nah, I'm good now. Shit was explained to me and all that, finally, after it was said and done. As long as it's not me, I couldn't give less of a shit.

[deuteranope]

great that's one student they don't have to worry about making a contract

shit's honestly pretty fucked up but as long as you ain't a mousie (toki) level disaster you're probably fine

that all you hit him for? there was so many more reasons to punch him

[strings_theory]

Pretty set with my familiar or whatever the hell they call these things, so no reason to be out there making contracts with shit.

Nah, also punched him for comparing me to my roommate and basically saying I'm a violent bitch and don't have any nurturing instincts. More or less pulling some bullshit like he fuckin' knew me or some shit. Just because I'll fight someone doesn't mean I'm some violent bitch all the time.

Also wasn't mad at the time but it also felt like a good time to deck him for the whole trying to hit on me thing.

[deuteranope]

okay yeah that's more in line with what I fucking expected

[...He's kind of squinting at "nurturing instincts"...but that isn't his business.]

[strings_theory]

It was all just a huge fuckin' mess and he deserved it tenfold.

[deuteranope]

no argument here lady

[strings_theory]

... Kinda boring without the little weirdo poking around, though. [That was exceedingly rude of her, but it's blunt enough.]

[deuteranope]

pfft

just find him, punch him in the shoulder, and say you got enough space for now then, dumbass

best thing to do with him is be as clear as possible

[strings_theory]

Don't call me a dumbass. But I might do that when I'm feeling more interested in roaming this place to find his stupid ass.

[deuteranope]

I call 'em like I see 'em, miss "inflammable means flammable? what a country!"

[strings_theory]

Getting close to being uninvited again, dude.

[deuteranope]

and then you'll burn yourself and suffer

[strings_theory]

Details. Not like I haven't burn myself before, I'll heal or some shit.

[deuteranope]

sure

but not in less than ten seconds

[strings_theory]

What? You gonna kiss it better or some shit?

[deuteranope]

[hrgh]

maybe

wouldn't you like to know

[strings_theory]

...

Is that seriously what you do?

Because that's kinda hilarious but also convenient as fuck for whoever you're fucking, I guess.

[deuteranope]

[brain screeches to a halt, and also just screeches.

...brain also "helpfully" comments that yeah, it is pretty convenient for Akechi, who he's dating, not yet fucking, huh? And he'd only showed interest in him after he knew what he could do... Mm. It'd be another reason to keep it all a secret, that's for sure.]

yeah yeah I'm a fucking catch we already knew that

[strings_theory]

Too bad you're taken, huh?

Not that I'd be interested or anything, kinda not dealing with that shit right now. [She'll be fine with her trusts issues in the future, probably. Maybe. Shut up.]

[deuteranope]

I'm so fucking convinced wow but yeah I'm off the market or whatever the fuck the phrase is

[strings_theory]

Look, I know the word's gotten around and shit about the prison thing. So long story short is would you want to date anyone after your fucking boyfriend made you take the blame for something that put your ass in prison? Jesus, dude.