UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

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[talkstoposters]

[GOOD. Bowser doesn't want to be included among the pansies and losers. He's fought buildings and won.]

Now that's what I like to hear. Also yeah, I'll fight students, but only if they challenge me and there's a ref. Already took on some punk who thought I couldn't shove him into a locker.

[strings_theory]

[Which is officially cool as hell.]

You have my attention. I'm always looking for new ways to fight and new techniques that might prove worth my time. Fighting someone like you would sure as hell expand that knowledge, y'know?

[talkstoposters]

[He reads this and cocks a brow. On the one hand, yes, fighting. On the other...it's a student. Pretty sure he's gonna have to run this one by Avery.]

Wait, you're saying you want to fight ME? You sure about this, kid? With that other kid, it was more of a competition than an actual fight.