UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

[unpocoloco]

More boring than a morgue? Have you been in a morgue? Actually, I'm going to say no because whatever morgue that would have alligators must be born of some kind of insane fever dream.

[strings_theory]

Nah, it's one that's born of Florida and in a really shit prison. They'll let you die out in the swamps if you aren't careful and pretty sure they throw bodies out there, too. Gators don't fuckin' care, man.

[unpocoloco]

You know what? I believe you. Probably because the Florida part, that just seems like the kind of place something like that would happen in. Weird stories out there.

Anyway, morgues are too terrible to be boring, but to the topic at hand, I'm pretty sure a good portion of kids here actually are grade schoolers. But as far as other things to do, there's music, I'm sure you can rope people into some sports. Are you more normal human or super strength powerful human because there's some turtle looking dragon guy here who likes to play this insane knock off of fútbol in the latter case.

[strings_theory]

There's a reason Florida Man is a thing. The whole state is fucked up.

That's the problem, isn't it? Too many kids here and not enough for me to do about it. And, uh, depends on if I'm using my familiar or not. Normal strength without, waaaaay stronger to not human levels with it. Pretty sure I know who you're talking about and already working out a way to fucking fight him.

[unpocoloco]

Ah, another summoner? I'm not, personally, but I was and sort of am close with this one mostly summoner family back home. Really neat stuff.

If you do manage that, I'd kind of like to watch. I'm pretty non-violent myself but that doesn't sound like a thing I can just miss.