un: rikugou

[yokeye]

★·.·´¯`·.·★ 🅟🅢🅐 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ATTENTION: STUDENTS, FACULTY, AND STAFF

ADVANCE TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE FOR THE UPCOMING DRAMA CLUB PRODUCTION OF "THE BEE PLAY"
SPECIAL PRICE FROM NOW UNTIL MAY 31ST: 30 EUROS
LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE
Date of performance to be determined.
All proceeds will be donated to the Soleil Animal Shelter.
★彡 ᵂᴬᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ: ᴷᴬᴺᴼ ᴹᴬᵞ ˢᵁᴹᴹᴼᴺ ᴬ ᴿᴬᴵᴺᴮᴼᵂ ᴮᴱᴱ ᴰᴬᴱᴹᴼᴺ ᴰᵁᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴾᴱᴿᶠᴼᴿᴹᴬᴺᶜᴱ! 彡★
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[An hour later, a short retraction statement follows.]

UPDATE: THIS INFORMATION IS UNVERIFIED AND TICKETS WILL HENCEFORTH BE UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
PLEASE DIRECT ANY QUESTIONS TO YUYA SAKAKI (UN: FUNDIRECTION)

Comments

UN: His Burlyness

[talkstoposters]

What's the point of advertising a play if you can't buy the tickets any more? I wanted to see the bee daemon!

[yokeye]

it was a mistake on my part!

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, well, that mistake took me from excited station to an express train headed for DISAPPOINTMENT CENTRAL! There better be tickets on sale later or someone's gonna be hearing from my lawyer!

[yokeye]

tickets will definitely be available at a later time, professor!

[talkstoposters]

Good. I better get some decent seats, too.

Also you take gold coins, right?

[yokeye]

gold coins are an acceptable form of payment!

[talkstoposters]

About time someone said yes. Exchanging them's always a pain and the hassle just ain't worth it.

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Lawyer, eh? You wouldn't happen to be in the market for one, would you?

Feels like a lifetime or two since I've gotten the chance to stretch my legs in court.

[talkstoposters]

[Oh great, it's this guy again.]

That sounds awfully convenient. What's your angle?

[subconmodo]

Well for one it's not going to be free. I might be persuaded to add a co-worker discount, but other than that you'd have to pay the fee!

But seriously, it's been, like, over 300 years. I worked hard for this degree and I want to make use of it!

[talkstoposters]

Oh. Well. If all it'll cost me is money, I can live with that. You've got yourself a deal.

private

[yokeye]

you believe me about the bee daemon?

[Yuya says he shouldn't be making these preemptive accusations of Kano, but...]

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[talkstoposters]

Uh, duh? Why wouldn't I?

private

[yokeye]

because i'm not always right!
hardly ever really, in the exact context!
but it's still a point to be concerned with, right?
daemon summoning.

private

[talkstoposters]

For me? Pfft, nah. For you? Probably. But I'll be in the audience to punch it until it stops moving, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

private

[yokeye]

excellent!
we'll be counting on you when the time comes!

private

[talkstoposters]

From what I've seen of this place, you chumps are gonna be counting on me A LOT. Not that I'm complaining. It's only natural when you're as awesome as me!