un: rikugou

[yokeye]

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Comments

[yokeye]

i cannot say for certain at this time!
other potential titles are:
beetrice and the daemon
a buzzing romance
yellow black yellow black

[sleepybitch]

None of those are good, but they're definitely better.

[yokeye]

do you have a suggestion?

[sleepybitch]

I don't know what it's about.

Asides from bees.

[yokeye]

it's a tragic romance between a bee and a daemon! i think!
it got kind of convoluted!
and there's been some editing!

[sleepybitch]

How much editing is some editing?

[yokeye]

i don't know!
that's not my department!
please contact nana daiba for specifics!

[sleepybitch]

Is your department just marketing?
And she's the one who wrote this?

[yokeye]

no, it's special effects!
i think kano wrote it originally!

[sleepybitch]

So the guy summoning the daemon is the one responsible for all of this? Makes sense.

[yokeye]

yes!
i hadn't thought about that!
but the bee daemon could have been the intention all along!

[He's getting carried away again with theories.]

[sleepybitch]

This is a really elaborate scheme to summon a daemon. Seems like way too much work.

[But Noctis doesn't know Kano, so what does he know?]

[yokeye]

maybe that's the point?
no one suspects something so elaborate and obvious!

[sleepybitch]

Maybe? I wouldn't know.

But you are also advertising that there's going to be a summoning so it's not really subtle.

[yokeye]

thank you!
that was my whole point!
but APPARENTLY it's a false accusation
because there's no proof or something!

[sleepybitch]

What kind of proof do you need? A book full of symbols? Excessive purchases of chalk? Visits to a blood bank?

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[yokeye]

those are excellent suggestions!
do you want to come search his dorm room with me!?

[There's now a convenient hole in Toki's closet ceiling that leads directly into Kano's room. He may have chalk and summoning books, but the blood bank receipts would be unnecessary. It will be done with his own blood.]

private

[sleepybitch]

Sure.

[About five minutes later...]

Wait, are you serious?

private

[yokeye]

yes! it's lumiere 203!
that's my room, but we'll start there!

private

[sleepybitch]

Are you sure you won't get caught?

[Which isn't a "no, I'm not going to help you do this". Technically.]

private

[yokeye]

i'll make up an excuse if i do!
are you coming?

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[sleepybitch]

[He probably shouldn't...He should say no and not get into any trouble...

But where's the fun in that?]

Yeah, sure.

[A little while later, there's a knock on Toki and Yuya's door.]

[yokeye]

It's open!

[When Noctis enters, he'll find nothing of interest. The room's a bit messy here and there, some cat toys lying around, textbooks, the usual. Toki's in the closet, looking up at the ceiling.]

[sleepybitch]

[The closet, huh.

Noctis wanders over, hovering just outside the closet.]

So...this is the place.

[yokeye]

Hello~! Yes! This is Kano's room!

[Toki points up to a hole in the ceiling. There's something over it; a cardboard box.]

I've been standing here for a while and I'm pretty sure he's not in there! So! We just go up and look around for daemon summoning evidence! Sound good!?