un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

Comments

[panpiping]

Easy!
If they need me,
they'll tell me I need to be inside!
And if they don't for some reason,
I'll find someone else and they can open the door.

[tsuns]

someone choking cant tell you anything
u may not have time to get someone before they uh

die?????????

[panpiping]

[Wist would think that's an excellent plan.]

No, he likes you fine, I think... I don't really know why? You're kind of super mean to us sometimes!

[in case Kano didn't know!!!]

He's just still in the zone, in his net! He's ignoring me, too. Even after I screamed... I screamed pretty good, right? Right??

[panpiping]

Hm.
Not being able to tell me something is a problem,
but come on
I know humans have two lungs!
They can't suffocate THAT fast,
can they?

[tsuns]

yes they can..............lol
glad u aren't taking care of my dorm anymore

but if you dont shape up and someone i know fuckin dies because of you there'll be hell to pay

[panpiping]

What?
No way!
Is that really real?
It sounds like you're being real,
but that can't be right!!
Two lungs! TWO!!

[tsuns]

we have one fucking throat you alien

if a chicken bone gets stuck in our one fucking throat and punctures our one fucking windpipe then we could die

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano literally didn't exist for most of the time Wist and Poe were here so ??? how was he super mean sometimes, he didn't know!!! Maybe it's just the nature of his existence, yeah, that would make sense. ]

Mm, yep, you screamed pretty good!! But maybe not loud enough!! I almost have the door off-- I'll come in and scream at Poe with you until he says hi!

[panpiping]

...
Woah!!!
You're definitely right!!
What am I going to do?!
I'll have to ask everyone
to say I can come in
before they're choking!

Thanks! You saved my metaphorical skin!
Maybe from you!

[panpiping]

[You lied to them about motorbikes...and also the only deal he took to let Shuuya out made a lot of people really mad at Wist...]

Haha! Then he'll be eating your hand! We'll scream for a different reason entirely!

[tsuns]

whatever you need to do so you arent killing people

who tf hired you

[panpiping]

Umm...
The school people?

There were a lot of names in not a lot of time!!

[tsuns]

im filing a complaint tbh

you should probably know about the human body and what can and cant kill it befor ur put in charge of a bunch of dumb kids

[panpiping]

No!!
Please don't!
I'm trying really hard!
It isn't my fault if they're dumb!!

[tsuns]

who are you talking about????

the school people or the dying people????

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh... Yeah. But those were funny things, to Kano. ]

Ehh, my hand's not that tasty?! Poe doesn't know where it's been!!

[panpiping]

I think the dying ones?
But really
neither of those would be my fault!
Both!!

[panpiping]

[humans have such strange humor...]

Mmm~ I don't think he'll care, once he's paying attention enough to remember how hungry he is~ And it would mostly be to get you to stop bothering him, anyway. Trust me! I know how his mind works, most of the time! We're best friends!

[suddenlybees]

Hmm, but if he eats my hand, it'll hurt and I'll be screaming a lot more, wouldn't I? And I'll get blood everywhere, and that's even more trouble for him to deal with! The easiest way to get somebody to stop bothering you is to give in and say hi, isn't it???

[ Just give into him... This is why people let him get away with things, probably, it's just easier in the long run. ]

[panpiping]

Haha, yeah probably! I would think so! But one time he ignored me for a whole week so he could do an event thing. It would have been the full ten days, but I forgot to bring him a meal! He was really mad about that...

[There's a soft, wistful sigh from inside.]

Good times...

un: unseenimages

[vengeancedivine]

You seem to be getting along well. Aside from the doors. How did you get yourself stuck this time?

[suddenlybees]

Haha, was it...?

[ Doesn't sound like good times, but... oh well. The door comes off and Kano carefully slides it over to prop up against the frame. ]

Heh~ You got a big room, too!! Hi! [ to Wist ] Where's Poe? I want to say hi to Poe! [ He lets himself into the room, hi. ]

[panpiping]

[Someone might think this message was a little weird out of the blue when they're in a new location and question who they're talking to...but that someone clearly has sense, and Wist is unfortunately running low and takes this in stride.]

It wasn't my fault!
Not entirely!!
I didn't know they were going to
shut the door when they left!
I barely knew they were leaving!

The beds here are up high!!

[panpiping]

[!!!!!! never before have they been so happy to see Kano. Shuuya, certainly. Not Kano. They bounce over to his side once he's in.]

The desk! He's deep in the net!

[And sure enough, over at the desk beneath the loft...is a second Wist! This one has his hair up in a monstrously huge bun and is hunched in front of a computer so he can expertly click keys in a way the real Wist could only do in jest.]

Don't say I didn't warn you, because I definitely did!

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

WIST! ¡HOLA!
You're here? Where, here?
Are you still stuck?