un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

Comments

[panpiping]

Hm.
Not being able to tell me something is a problem,
but come on
I know humans have two lungs!
They can't suffocate THAT fast,
can they?

[tsuns]

yes they can..............lol
glad u aren't taking care of my dorm anymore

but if you dont shape up and someone i know fuckin dies because of you there'll be hell to pay

[panpiping]

What?
No way!
Is that really real?
It sounds like you're being real,
but that can't be right!!
Two lungs! TWO!!

[tsuns]

we have one fucking throat you alien

if a chicken bone gets stuck in our one fucking throat and punctures our one fucking windpipe then we could die

[panpiping]

...
Woah!!!
You're definitely right!!
What am I going to do?!
I'll have to ask everyone
to say I can come in
before they're choking!

Thanks! You saved my metaphorical skin!
Maybe from you!

[tsuns]

whatever you need to do so you arent killing people

who tf hired you

[panpiping]

Umm...
The school people?

There were a lot of names in not a lot of time!!

[tsuns]

im filing a complaint tbh

you should probably know about the human body and what can and cant kill it befor ur put in charge of a bunch of dumb kids

[panpiping]

No!!
Please don't!
I'm trying really hard!
It isn't my fault if they're dumb!!

[tsuns]

who are you talking about????

the school people or the dying people????

[panpiping]

I think the dying ones?
But really
neither of those would be my fault!
Both!!

[tsuns]

w o w youre a piece of work

hold up im on the floor

( It's a familiar dorm, so finding the room isn't hard -- not that navigating a dorm is hard for him to begin with, shh. 206...yup, there it is.

Kanata knocks on the door two times before bending over to try and peer underneath the door. )

Yo? There an alien in there?

[panpiping]

Thank you!

[Being a piece of work sounds big and impressive...hell yeah.

Their voice comes from inside, not far from the door, which remains stuck.]

Hi! Hello! There are no aliens in here!

[tsuns]

( Good lord...that may or may not be helpful, since any number of school weirdos would respond like that with no qualms or question. )

Great. But is there someone who can't open a door for whatever reason in there?

[panpiping]

Yeah! That's me! I'm Wist! I'm a piece of work, I guess!

[yeah!!!!!]

[tsuns]

( Horrific. )

Yeah, you sure are. ( Kanata goes to try for the doorknob, but a question enters his head suddenly. ) Wait...do you know if this thing is locked at all?

( Does he have to...break it down... )

[panpiping]

The door is not locked!

[They made sure. It's pretty much the only thing they could do.]

You can do it! Don't give up!

[tsuns]

( That's a relief...he really doesn't have the energy to kick it in. Thankfully he does have the energy to grab the doorknob, give it a slight twist and open it.

A mother fucking miracle. )

Tah-dah.

[panpiping]

[Wow! Yay! Miracle!!

Wist throws their arms up above their head and claps.]

Yeah! You did it! Congratulations! We're almost there!

[tsuns]

( Such a bizarre person. Person? Still kind of thinks they're an alien.

Kanata steps in front of the doorway and scans them up and down. So excited over something so simple. )

It's open now, what more do you need to do? Just step out of it, leave it open.

[panpiping]

[Aliens are people, too.]

Are you saying I can step out of it? Okay! Incoming!

[Because now Wist is jumping forth to wrap their arms around Kanata in a hug and lift him a little bit off the ground. Sorry that they're tall and strong despite being such a stringbean.]

[tsuns]

( The semantics and debatable personhood of aliens is certainly not important. At least, not to Kanata as he's about to be captured and smothered by a giant. )

--!! ( He's shocked into silence as he tries to catch his breath, not at all expecting to be manhandled like this. His voice comes out a tad bit hoarse. ) You need permission to leave a room, but you can pick me up without askin', no problem?

[panpiping]

[Mmmn? As they hum their curiosity...is their hair lightly bouncing and waving of its own accord? Yep. That's great. Especially since they still haven't put Kanata down.]

Yeah! Why? Should I not be able to?

[tsuns]

( Kanata squirms in their gangly grasp, about to speak when he gets a sudden clump of hair stuck in his mouth. HE CAN FEEL IT WRIGGLING OF ITS OWN ACCORD IN THERE!!! )

Pffth. Ugh. ( If he accidentally swallows a strand, will it grow inside of him and create a new alien?? Will it entangle and squeeze his insides until he dies?? Half of that is already happening anyway. ) It should be exactly the opposite! You can't just grab people like this, so put me down!

[panpiping]

[This is bad news, and Wist's hair fluffs up a little like it's trying to stand on end, just as startled as them.]

Oopsie doopsie.

[Such a silly phrase, but at least they sound genuinely remorseful about it, and they promptly set Kanata back on his feet.]

I was just so happy to see you! You helped me a bunch...