un: wish-ywashy

[panpiping]

Hee hee hee...
Hello again!
Look, original lady that Jasmine came from!
I don't know
if I ever got your name, but
I got a real account this time!!
Poe just reminded me it exists!
He's been
holding out on me!

It's me! Wist!
Yeah!!

Nice to meet you all again,
but
it would be even nicer
if someone could come let me out of my designated living box??
I'm starting to get hungry...
And besides that,
it's really hard to watch over kids
when I'm stuck in here!

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[panpiping]

Hey!!!
He won't play with me!

[suddenlybees]

LOL yikes
Tell Poe:
"Boooooooooooo!!!
You're boring!!!!!!!"
from me!!

[panpiping]

He says he doesn't care
and to stop bothering him while he's raiding.

[suddenlybees]

The peanut butter is coming!!!!!!
He doesn't have to raid!!!!!!!!!!!!

[panpiping]

Woah now!
I can't tell him that!
That's one of his favorite things to do!
I guess!
If I tell him,
he'll eat my hand!
That will hurt a lot!!!

[suddenlybees]

You have two hands!!
It'll be fine~

[panpiping]

THAT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM HURTING

[suddenlybees]

IT'LL ONLY HURT FOR A BIT!!!
I CAN MAKE IT STOP TOO!
I THINK
Maybe.
Want to try?

[panpiping]

Can't we just wait for the peanut butter???

[suddenlybees]

I dunno~
How hungry are you?
How hungry is Poe?
Can he wait?

[panpiping]

He can!
As long as I don't bother him too much...
He's in the zone!!
I believe in him!

[suddenlybees]

Alright..........
It'll be better for me too, probably!
Be there in 3-30 minutes!!

[panpiping]

Okay!
Thanks again, rude boy!
I'll be so happy to see you!!

[suddenlybees]

NPNP!!!!

[ 45 minutes later.......... ]

I'm outside the building!!
Which one's your room??????

[panpiping]

[It's a good thing they're really bad at keeping track of time...]

Oh!
I'll go by the window and scream!!

[...and then this idiot fae will press their face against the window of 206 and howl miserably. Help them...]

[suddenlybees]

[ Wist and Kano are kindred spirits in some sense. But also, haha, yikes. ]

Hi!
I see you!!
Good, good, keep that up so I'll know which room!
I'll be right up!!

[ Just keep screaming while he takes his sweet time climbing the stairs ig but eventually he'll be at 206!! knocking on the door ]

[panpiping]

[By the time Kano arrives, the howls have lessened into scratchy sobs punctuated by keening, which cut off promptly at the knock.]

Rude boy?! Is that you? Even if it's not, I'd really like to be let out, please!

[suddenlybees]

[ That is honestly more concerning than straight up screaming. ]

Yep, it's me, the rude boy!! Can you let me in so I can let you out?

[ He also does not open the door. How does this work? ]

[panpiping]

[There's a pause, whether it's for Wist to be appalled by the question or for them to consider it genuinely.]

I would if I could? But I can't?

[suddenlybees]

Hmm... Alright, not a problem!!

[ He's just going to assume the lock is jammed or something reasonable like that, so that instead of trying the knob just in case, Kano gets to work on physically removing the hinges and the entire door itself. It's slow work; he wishes he were taller. ]

How're you guys doing holed up in there? Still got both hands??

[panpiping]

[no............the lock is fine, and it's not even locked...but he said he'd remove the door anyway, so it's fine.]

I do! Two hands, two feet, for now. And Poe has the same amount, even if he's ignoring you!

[suddenlybees]

[ Yeah, he's just saving himself the trouble of removing the knob and then the door, when he can just take the whole thing and figure out how to get it out of the building later. It might possibly end up being tossed out the window. ]

Oh, good! But, aww, why's he ignoring me?? Have I been rude to him???? Tell him I said "Hi!" Hey! Poe!! Hi!!!

[panpiping]

[Wist would think that's an excellent plan.]

No, he likes you fine, I think... I don't really know why? You're kind of super mean to us sometimes!

[in case Kano didn't know!!!]

He's just still in the zone, in his net! He's ignoring me, too. Even after I screamed... I screamed pretty good, right? Right??

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano literally didn't exist for most of the time Wist and Poe were here so ??? how was he super mean sometimes, he didn't know!!! Maybe it's just the nature of his existence, yeah, that would make sense. ]

Mm, yep, you screamed pretty good!! But maybe not loud enough!! I almost have the door off-- I'll come in and scream at Poe with you until he says hi!

[panpiping]

[You lied to them about motorbikes...and also the only deal he took to let Shuuya out made a lot of people really mad at Wist...]

Haha! Then he'll be eating your hand! We'll scream for a different reason entirely!