UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Dude

[strings_theory]

I wanted to know if the strings were flammable!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

What strings?

[strings_theory]

Oh, right, you don't remember that shit.

Uhhh, long story short is familiar can kinda let me make strings out of my body and shit like that.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

So you set yourself on FIRE?

[strings_theory]

Just my palm.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

You are one crazy bitch

[strings_theory]

It's cute that you think this is the craziest shit I've done.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

How am I supposed to know every dumbass stunt youve pulled?

[strings_theory]

Dunno. Does it look like that'd be the craziest shit?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Now that I really think about it probably not. Youve probably gone bungie jumping with a rope made of beef jerky

[strings_theory]

Not yet.

Can zip around with my strings like they're fucking ropes, tho.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Thats not crazy tho thats kinda cool

[strings_theory]

Didn't say it was crazy. But it's useful as hell.