UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Dude

[strings_theory]

Would you believe me if I said it was for science?

UN: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

Not only is the human body flammable, burns are nasty business.

But also that denial of trying to do something is a little oddly specific

[... She's not gonna press because, like, that's none of her business she guesses, but Uh]

[strings_theory]

Iiiiit's been handled, we're good.

Hey, no one tells you skin is flammable. So there you go, you learned something today.

No one can say I didn't teach someone something.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Dude

[strings_theory]

I wanted to know if the strings were flammable!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

What strings?

[strings_theory]

Oh, right, you don't remember that shit.

Uhhh, long story short is familiar can kinda let me make strings out of my body and shit like that.

[buddinghopes]

Well, there's that at least.

You know what, that's fair. And you never know who may have what idea...

[infestedcouncilpresident]

So you set yourself on FIRE?

[strings_theory]

'Sides, I was testing something I'm pretty sure only I can do. So it was... mostly justified.

[strings_theory]

Just my palm.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

You are one crazy bitch

[strings_theory]

It's cute that you think this is the craziest shit I've done.

[buddinghopes]

Okay, yeah, can't blame you for that one. As long as the experience was a learning one I guess.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

How am I supposed to know every dumbass stunt youve pulled?

[strings_theory]

Dunno. Does it look like that'd be the craziest shit?

[strings_theory]

Mmmmostly, learned fire is the same no matter what. There's other shit to test, probably, once I figure out a way to do so. [N O.]

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Now that I really think about it probably not. Youve probably gone bungie jumping with a rope made of beef jerky

[strings_theory]

Not yet.

Can zip around with my strings like they're fucking ropes, tho.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Thats not crazy tho thats kinda cool

[strings_theory]

Didn't say it was crazy. But it's useful as hell.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

and once again the masses learn that they should fucking listen to Maverick before doing stupid shit because he will inevitably let you know how stupid that shit is

I tried, folks. I really did.

un: black

[marmoron]

nice work einstein

[moonlitdancer]

Is that not common knowledge? It seems like the sort of thing that people would be taught.