UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

and once again the masses learn that they should fucking listen to Maverick before doing stupid shit because he will inevitably let you know how stupid that shit is

I tried, folks. I really did.

[strings_theory]

I mean, I was fine afterward. Mostly. Shut up.

[deuteranope]

you gotta stop living by mostly's, key lime