UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[strings_theory]

[Totally safe and reasonable.]

Might... try it on Stone Free first before I start doing it on myself. Maybe.

I don't know whether I should thank you or question why you think this is a good idea.

[Is it even possible for her to be worse? Who knows, the world will have to wait and see.]

[nor_iron_bars]

probably a solid call, yeah.
i mean, good idea is pushing it a lil, but i've heard worse.

[Admittedly, that isn't a very high bar.]

like, let's not kid ourselves:
i'm basically a mad scientist.
the academy hired me to show people how to do weird shit with magitech, not to make good life choices.

[strings_theory]

Let's be real, someone is going to try fire the second they realize there's string in the equation. Even without knowing if the human body is flammable.

... That's fair, actually. I can't say I'm well known for making good life choices to begin with, so hey.

[nor_iron_bars]

also a big help with lab accidents.
you only need to set your own hair on fire once to not wanna deal with that shit again.

[This is probably not something most people have to worry about as often as Jail does, frankly. But it can't hurt to know, regardless.]

see, i'd say that's fine as long as everyone's having fun.
but we already established that i'm not the best judge, so you probably shouldn't take my word for it.

[She's not hiding that she's a bad influence, okay. You all should know that by now.]

[strings_theory]

[Considering Jail let that one fight go until she was trying to kill Kohaku kinda already told her that. This is fine. She knows Jail is a hot fucking mess like the rest of them, but that's why she doesn't try and take her head off with the whole authority figure bullshit.]

... This is why I keep my hair tied up, you know.

I'll let you know how well this shit goes or when I figure it out.

[nor_iron_bars]

the worst part?
it actually was tied back, that time.

[Jail is an authority figure like a tomato is a fruit: technically, she qualifies, but it feels weird to insist on it and most people just don't view it that way.]

awesome, thanks.
good luck.

[She appreciates having more data.]