UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

Comments

[talkstoposters]

Two things I can tell you about suits right off the bat: color and tailoring are key. If the color doesn't look good on you then you've already failed. As for tailoring, it needs to actually FIT. If it's too big or too small you'll look like an idiot. It's better to have a cheap, tailored suit than an expensive one that you're practically swimming in!

Although obviously you'll want to style on the other kids with a decent one!

yo lmk if I misunderstood that last sentence re: style :0

[betheman]

I see!

I had best locate someone in Soleil then... [After all, he doesn't want to Ruin the suit if he transforms...]

...matching the style of the one I am going with may be....a challenge however.

He has a very interesting idea of fashion...

[Not naming names YUUYA, but someone who willfully enjoys clashing colours makes for a risky fashion match.]

i think you got it! it works either way ^_^

[talkstoposters]

Do you know what they'll be wearing?

[betheman]

Not at this moment...but their choices for other dances have typically been...

...garish, I should say...

[Quietly he really really hopes Yuuya NEVER SEES THIS]

[talkstoposters]

I'm going to need an example. Or you're going to have to find out what they'll be wearing. One of the two.

[betheman]

I know that their last tie was hawaiian print at least...

[But honestly he has no idea what Yuuya's going to wear this time.... ....Probably the same tie. In other colours.]

[talkstoposters]

Yeah, you're definitely going to want my help.

I have it on good authority now that Yuuya is seeking out an EVEN UGLIER TIE NOW i'm crying,

[betheman]

I will take it gladly then.

[boy they're in for it huh]

yuya needs a fashion intervention

[talkstoposters]

I'll make sure to clear my schedule.