UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

Comments

[talkstoposters]

WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE?!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Well youre kind of big and bulky. I just wouldnt have guessed youd be very light on your feet

[talkstoposters]

WELL I AM. Gold medalist for ribbon dancing and I've been told I'm a pretty good breakdancer.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

[Kohaku is cackling at that in her room and showing her phone to Adelaide. Fortunately, Bowser can't hear this through a text conversation.

Ribbon dancing.]

I guess you really cant judge a book by its cover

Im not sure Im even going to go though...

[talkstoposters]

To what? Prom or my lessons?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Prom. Its a bunch of stupid bs that im not super interested in and theyd want me to wear a skirt and I dont roll that way

I might do dance lessons though

[talkstoposters]

What, you want to wear a suit or something? Just do it. I've seen Mario in a dress before. Who even cares.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

[Pause.]

I can do that?

[talkstoposters]

Duh. And if anyone tells you otherwise, I'll punch them.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Youre on my list of cool teachers now

[talkstoposters]

GOOD. Way I see it, I should be on everyone's coolest teacher list.