UN: Mario#1 Voice-

[p1]

Its-a me, Mario!

[ The voice is surely familiar to almost everyone, even the newest of members to the Daybreak faculty. Even if it's just from the occasional sound of 'woo' and 'hah' heard in the halls, but who doesn't have at least one class with the omnipresent electives instructor? ]

Ah, the new year, she has begun with such promise. I'm so happy to see so many new and old faces, ready and eager to learn!

Now there is-a something very special to learn I have to teach. It's-a something everyone has to know. Are you-a reeeeeady?

[ There's a pause, a loud slurping noise and- ]

Don't flush paper towels! Mamma Mia!

[ The sound cuts. ]

((ooc: There is always the option to wildcard me and have a character encounter Mario running around doing a task of some sort. He's everywhere. ))

Comments

[p1]

Oh, what a waste that is!

[ /air horn. ]

Well, next time a big-a beast is lurking in the sewers and you-a gotta go get 'em, don't say I didn't warn you!

[peace_keeper]

If such a situation comes to pass, I shall rely on your extensive experience, and you may say "I told you so."

[p1]

Oh! I'mm-a put that in my diary.

[ You know he literally is. He's gonna wait until this happens and refer to this date and time. ]

You know you can't expect ol' Mario to be around forever though.

[ Except you can, he just won't admit it. ]

[peace_keeper]

When that tragic day comes, I'm sure I will find a way to soldier on.

[p1]

Ah, you sure will.

[ There’s a gently pleased sigh, a very ‘I’m so proud of how you’ve grown up’ sound despite literally everything in reality making that inappropriate. ]

And on that day, I gift you my best plunger.

[peace_keeper]

I am unworthy of such a magnanimous gift.

[Did she just make a JOKE?]

[p1]

[ The silence is as heavy as a Thwomp.

Before being filled with his tinkling, sparkling laughter. ]

Oh! It's-a funny because it's true!

[ He's so proud tho. ]