UN: Mario#1 Voice-

[p1]

Its-a me, Mario!

[ The voice is surely familiar to almost everyone, even the newest of members to the Daybreak faculty. Even if it's just from the occasional sound of 'woo' and 'hah' heard in the halls, but who doesn't have at least one class with the omnipresent electives instructor? ]

Ah, the new year, she has begun with such promise. I'm so happy to see so many new and old faces, ready and eager to learn!

Now there is-a something very special to learn I have to teach. It's-a something everyone has to know. Are you-a reeeeeady?

[ There's a pause, a loud slurping noise and- ]

Don't flush paper towels! Mamma Mia!

[ The sound cuts. ]

((ooc: There is always the option to wildcard me and have a character encounter Mario running around doing a task of some sort. He's everywhere. ))

Comments

[peace_keeper]

[Here's one person who has NEVER caused backed up plumbing. Except for that one time back in 2003 she threw a toilet at a daemon that had slipped on campus.]

Is...that a major concern?

[eudaimonikos]

[Now, Michael is an immortal daemon, and he's seen and done a lot of things in his time.

Right now, a specific incident maybe seventy-five years ago comes to mind. He'd encountered some weird mushroom-looking people in the Outlands and, curious about these things he'd never seen before, immediately tried to suck out and consume their souls. Judging from the fact that a short, shouty Italian human had then jumped on what passed for his head until he left, his conclusion was that mushroom souls were incredibly hallucinogenic, and he'd never gone back.

That was a long time ago, and Michael doesn't look a thing like he did then. He never bothered disguising himself as a human in the Outlands; that'd be just dangerous. But he's got a very good memory, which is why when he walks out of the student union and sees Mario, he immediately drops the table he was dragging with a loud thunk.]

What the fuck.

un: mortiscausa | Text

[subconmodo]

Wasn't me.

I'm actually being honest about this for once too.