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irisnetwork2019-01-27 09:14 pm
p1) wrote in irisnetwork2019-01-27 09:14 pm
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UN: Mario#1 Voice-
Its-a me, Mario!
[ The voice is surely familiar to almost everyone, even the newest of members to the Daybreak faculty. Even if it's just from the occasional sound of 'woo' and 'hah' heard in the halls, but who doesn't have at least one class with the omnipresent electives instructor? ]
Ah, the new year, she has begun with such promise. I'm so happy to see so many new and old faces, ready and eager to learn!
Now there is-a something very special to learn I have to teach. It's-a something everyone has to know. Are you-a reeeeeady?
[ There's a pause, a loud slurping noise and- ]
Don't flush paper towels! Mamma Mia!
[ The sound cuts. ]
((ooc: There is always the option to wildcard me and have a character encounter Mario running around doing a task of some sort. He's everywhere. ))
[ The voice is surely familiar to almost everyone, even the newest of members to the Daybreak faculty. Even if it's just from the occasional sound of 'woo' and 'hah' heard in the halls, but who doesn't have at least one class with the omnipresent electives instructor? ]
Ah, the new year, she has begun with such promise. I'm so happy to see so many new and old faces, ready and eager to learn!
Now there is-a something very special to learn I have to teach. It's-a something everyone has to know. Are you-a reeeeeady?
[ There's a pause, a loud slurping noise and- ]
Don't flush paper towels! Mamma Mia!
[ The sound cuts. ]
((ooc: There is always the option to wildcard me and have a character encounter Mario running around doing a task of some sort. He's everywhere. ))
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Sure! Everything needs-a second chance now and then.
[ Mario has no idea this comment is vaguely relevant to Michael's inner thoughts. Life is just like that sometimes.
Mario watches his sandpapering and offers encouragement and tips whilst doing his own. Follow the grain! Doesn't take too long. ]
Just a little work, you make anything beautiful!
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You think so?
[But the sandpapering isn't all that hard once you get to doing it. Michael still doesn't think it looks very nice, but the guy seems to have a plan. He's so used to building fake things - illusions he crafts in theory and absolutely never in practice. Maybe crafts are actually interesting?]
There's a lot of pretty bad stuff out there.
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[ He has, after all, managed to cram enough evil vanquishing into his life it's probably a record ratio of time to darkness defeated. ]
But that's-a okay. There's a lot more good. I think there's enough good for everyone.
[ He adds a few perfectly executed but very weird to see performed by his little chubby body karate moves as he adds- ]
Even if you gotta knock it into 'em sometimes!
[ He laughs a little more, whilst retrieving some varnish and a pair of fresh, new brushes. ]
Oh! I forget, where are my manners! I'mma Mario, Mario Mario. I been here so long, I forget not everyone knows me. You new, eh?
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[He can't tell if there were three Marios in there, or two, or if you just have one name and repeated it thrice?]
I'm Michael. Been here a year or so.