UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

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[talkstoposters]

[Likely not. Whatever this is, it's pure magic. Although his voice does sound a little off. Almost like some kind of filter is slightly interfering.]

Is it ridiculous if it worked? The Herald didn't know what hit him. And spoiler warning, it was ME.

[talkstoposters]

[Oh hey, it's Gunvolt. His mood actually stays about where it is, considering the kid knows how to treat him with respect.]

You think this is the first time all my flesh has gotten destroyed? Please, I'm used to this by now. It takes more than some dumb bonehead to keep Bowser down!

[talkstoposters]

It's up to Hieke now. Hopefully he can get this done for me.

[talkstoposters]

It's somebody in the infirmary's job now. Probably Hieke or Ekekhardt. Dunno if we got anybody new in there yet.

[talkstoposters]

No! I meant what are they capable of? Have you seen any of them in action?

[shockingblue]

...You've had this happen before? Wait, let me guess, Professor Mario was involved, wasn't he?

[Because who else would be, honestly? He's Bowser's only real rival, as far as the Coach tells it.]

[talkstoposters]

[Ah, that insinuation does spur him on a bit. Friggin' Mario, always getting in the way.]

Of course he was! Just once I'd like HIM to get a lava bath and see how it feels!

[shockingblue]

...What if you do that and he does the same thing you do and comes after you as a skeleton?

[...This kid's mind is a little morbid at times.]

[talkstoposters]

Then he'll be the one with a bone to pick for once!

[...was that a fucking dad joke]

[shockingblue]

[That was such a fucking dad joke, and GV manages a smile from it.]

Yeah, you're definitely still Coach Bowser. [And that's actually oddly reassuring.] So... can you do anything cool in that form you can't otherwise do? Besides being able to stick your hand through your ribcage.

[stavros]

Well, I know things that take four to six weeks can get up to a week, like broken bones, but unfortunately, I have no personal expertise in regenerating all somebody's organs.

[marmoron]

you calling me a nerd or the skeleton a nerd?

[partiallysquirrelblood]

You have a son? I didn't know that!

[talkstoposters]

I'm calling the skeleton a nerd. I don't need to call you a nerd because you should already know you're a nerd.

[talkstoposters]

Uh, kind of? My flames can get a lot hotter and I can throw bones at people? I never seem to run out, though, which is kind of weird. Other than that, I'm not sure. I don't normally stay in my Dry Bowser form for long.

[He said the thing. He Said It.]

[talkstoposters]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW? I must not be bragging enough, then! ALLOW ME TO CORRECT THAT!

[A beat, and then:]

YEAH, I HAVE A SON, AND HE'S THE BEST SON A FATHER COULD ASK FOR!

[marmoron]

that's actually the first time anyone's ever called me a nerd
that's a nice change of pace actually

[talkstoposters]

And you've got me to thank for this. Told you I was a nice guy.

[authorships]

[He can't help snorting in amusement.]

You're certainly going to be a sore sight for the eyes. [You can almost hear the ":3c" in Andersen's voice as he continues...] Though, now that I think on it, that isn't much different from your usual state.

[talkstoposters]

I'm a sight for all eyes, pal. Sore, dry, uh...other words for eyes. Moist, maybe?

[He ponders this for a moment, before dismissing it.]

WHATEVER! It doesn't matter. Point is, Bowser's here to save all your keisters, so feel free to gaze in awe!

[talkstoposters]

You mean this could take MONTHS?! I don't got time for that!

[marmoron]

you can't say that in the same post where you're trying to scare small children
that just bbreaks immersion

[stavros]

I'm unsure! They'd have more answers for what they could do.

[talkstoposters]

I'm not trying to scare kids, I'm trying to scare EVERYONE! Don't make it sound like I'm mainly picking on kids!

[talkstoposters]

Well, I hope their answers are good. Otherwise I'm stuck like this until my minions decide to DO THEIR JOBS.