UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

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UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

[Gunvolt jumps when Bowser suddenly appears and roars into the feed. Okay, that was a little unexpected. When the lights come on and he's a skeleton though, that's actually far scarier to him. But not in the typical spooky kinda way.]

Coach... I. Well, at least that way we know you're actually okay.

[He's a little annoyed, but mostly because he was actually worried about Bowser for a moment before he finally put it all together.]

...How the gack did you survive Xelvak pulling your skin off? I mean, magic, obviously, but... Jeez, Coach, don't worry us like that.

[talkstoposters]

[Oh hey, it's Gunvolt. His mood actually stays about where it is, considering the kid knows how to treat him with respect.]

You think this is the first time all my flesh has gotten destroyed? Please, I'm used to this by now. It takes more than some dumb bonehead to keep Bowser down!

[shockingblue]

...You've had this happen before? Wait, let me guess, Professor Mario was involved, wasn't he?

[Because who else would be, honestly? He's Bowser's only real rival, as far as the Coach tells it.]

[talkstoposters]

[Ah, that insinuation does spur him on a bit. Friggin' Mario, always getting in the way.]

Of course he was! Just once I'd like HIM to get a lava bath and see how it feels!

[shockingblue]

...What if you do that and he does the same thing you do and comes after you as a skeleton?

[...This kid's mind is a little morbid at times.]

[talkstoposters]

Then he'll be the one with a bone to pick for once!

[...was that a fucking dad joke]

[shockingblue]

[That was such a fucking dad joke, and GV manages a smile from it.]

Yeah, you're definitely still Coach Bowser. [And that's actually oddly reassuring.] So... can you do anything cool in that form you can't otherwise do? Besides being able to stick your hand through your ribcage.

[talkstoposters]

Uh, kind of? My flames can get a lot hotter and I can throw bones at people? I never seem to run out, though, which is kind of weird. Other than that, I'm not sure. I don't normally stay in my Dry Bowser form for long.

[He said the thing. He Said It.]