UN: HisBurlyness (VIDEO)

[talkstoposters]

[Despite the feed being broadcast, there's nothing actually on screen. Just pitch black darkness.

For about all of two seconds before a big dragon skull with blue fireballs for eyes lets out a loud roar. The lights come back on and the full skeleton can be seen.]

GWAHAHAHAHA! Got you chumps good, didn't I? I still got it! Lost all my skin in that fight with Xelvak, so I figured I'd have some fun at your expense before I get it all back.

Comments

[soft_focus]

Why did he make you all bones??

If he only took your skin where did your muscles go??

[SHE SOUNDS GENUINELY DISTRESSED BY THIS MATTER IN PARTICULAR]

[talkstoposters]

[Reira why.]

Okay, fine, let me take that back. He made EVERYTHING fall off my bones. Then I punched him in the face.

[soft_focus]

Oh.

Well it's a good thing you punched him, but now who's going to give all of the muscles back?

Also the skin I guess.

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

Bwah!

[She flails a little, then coughs and looks away.]

I mean... hello. It's good to see you're well. Is that well?

[talkstoposters]

[Skeletons can't exactly smile, but you feel like this one is looking mighty smug right about now.]

I've been better. On my way to the infirmary to see if I get this fixed.

[stavros]

Is this... common for you?

[notbornguilty]

[Weiss is entirely unsurprised.]

If I didn't see that happen to you, that probably would have had much more impact.

[talkstoposters]

[Bowser is relatively predictable.

He shrugs.]

Not everybody did. Besides, I already got you guys good. Bet you didn't think I could do that, huh?

[notbornguilty]

I admit, it was rather shocking to see the flesh decay off your bones, only for your bones to get right back up.

[Weiss doesn't look Bowser in the eyes as she mutters the next part.]

Something that shouldn't have happened.

un: black

[marmoron]

why does your username keep changing
is this part of a mid-life crisis?

[talkstoposters]

JAIL WAS THE ONE WHO CHANGED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[and his day just keeps getting better and better. at least he scared one person.]

[marmoron]

ok and how was i supposed to know that??
anyway if i ask if you're ok are you gonna yell at me for that too?

[NOT THAT HE CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING OR ANYTHING.]

[lovebreaker]

[ It didn't actually get her, but her actual reaction is-- ]

Ehhh, how scary...!!

[talkstoposters]

I'm just as scary as ever!

...you aren't just messing with me right now, are you?

un: anarose

[highelves]

...That sounds very painful.

[talkstoposters]

I can tell you right now it didn't tickle! I'm glad that punk is dead!

[highelves]

Haha. You're a funny one, Mr. Bowser.
I'm glad you're alright and I hope you can get your flesh back soon.

un:unbeatablesg

[partiallysquirrelblood]

So...how do you get it back? Don't get me wrong, the look works for you, but it might be a little inconvenient.

[talkstoposters]

Usually one of my minions just tosses a spell at me and it grows back. Or Junior tosses me in a cauldron. That also works.

[partiallysquirrelblood]

You have a son? I didn't know that!

un: hca | voice

[authorships]

[why did it have to be video omg

Ring ring. A surly coworker is calling you up.]

Halloween was months ago. Christ, you aren't going to walk around like that, are you?

[talkstoposters]

[Can he even answer his phone with these boney hands? If not, he'll have to find another way. After a few rings, Bowser does pick up.]

Depends on how quickly the staff can fix it. Probably going to be stuck in the infirmary for a couple of days.

[authorships]

To be honest, I'm surprised you can talk right now.

[Does Bowser still have vocal folds... ugh. Magic is sometimes bullshit.]

I heard of snakes shedding their skin, but this is plain ridiculous.

UN: AZURESTRIKER

[shockingblue]

[Gunvolt jumps when Bowser suddenly appears and roars into the feed. Okay, that was a little unexpected. When the lights come on and he's a skeleton though, that's actually far scarier to him. But not in the typical spooky kinda way.]

Coach... I. Well, at least that way we know you're actually okay.

[He's a little annoyed, but mostly because he was actually worried about Bowser for a moment before he finally put it all together.]

...How the gack did you survive Xelvak pulling your skin off? I mean, magic, obviously, but... Jeez, Coach, don't worry us like that.

[talkstoposters]

[Oh hey, it's Gunvolt. His mood actually stays about where it is, considering the kid knows how to treat him with respect.]

You think this is the first time all my flesh has gotten destroyed? Please, I'm used to this by now. It takes more than some dumb bonehead to keep Bowser down!